I think at this point we can clearly see the appeal of Jabba the Hutt decorating his home with Han Solo’s frozen carbonite body.  The sculpture has been turned into an iPhone case, an ice tray, a desk, and other assorted objects.  But now the memorable image has reached its pinnacle by being turned into a light switch plate.  “And where does the switch go?” you may ask.  Well, I’m happy to inform you that the switch is Han Solo’s penis.  Not graphically his penis, but unmistakably and intentionally a phallic way to operate your home lighting.

Sadly, someone has already bought this item from Etsy seller WickedStudio.  If the person who bought the dick-switch ever meets Harrison Ford, he or she will have a great conversation starter.  Hit the jump to check out images of the frozen carbonite Han Solo light switch featuring his clumsy blaster.

Sideshow Collectibles has three new vintage RoboCop figures for sale!  Although we’re anticipating José Padilha’s reboot starring Joel Kinnaman (The Killing) due out next year, it’s nice to delve into a bit of nostalgia with the following figures modeled after the

• RoboCop Sixth Scale Figure – $299.99
• RoboCop with Mechanical Chair – $429.99
• RoboCop ED-209 Sixth Scale Figure – $409.99

All available to pre-order now with an estimated ship date of February 2014.  Hit the jump for images and specs.

Want to reenact your favorite scenes from Iron Man 3 but can’t afford to build your own suit of armor?  Well, you’re in luck!  Two new figures from Hot Toys will bring the fun and action of the Marvel movie into your home at just a fraction of the price.  The special edition of the War Machine Mark II figure will set you back US $284.99 with an expected shipping date in February 2014.  This is the same price for the non-exclusive edition.  The Iron Man Mark XXXV “Red Snapper” armor is available to pre-order for US $254.99, with delivery expected by December of this year.  Hit the jump for more details and images for each of the figures.

Fans are understandably excited as the release of Marvel’s Iron Man 3 is now only a few short days away, but in case the Shane Black-directed sequel isn’t enough to appease your fandom, another Iron Man-related product is being made available—though it comes with quite the hefty price tag.  Sideshow Collectibles has unveiled a life-size Iron Man Mark 42 collectible, which is basically a human-sized action figure.  The piece stands over seven feet tall and weighs over 100 lbs.  Moreover, it comes complete with LED light up eyes, arc reactor, palm, and display base.  The figure will run you $8499.99, and I can think of plenty of other causes worthy of that kind of money, but the figure is available for purchase nevertheless.  Hit the jump for more info and some images of the collectible.

Season three of AMC’s The Walking Dead introduced some new and quirky characters, none moreso than The Governor (David Morrissey) who had a penchant for keeping severed heads floating in aquariums.  Now you can have your own collection of bobbing heads without the grisly (or very illegal) act of decapitation!  A Limited Edition Blu-ray for season three of the zombie series comes in a wonderfully gory display case with two backlit “aquariums” featuring five floating heads.  It’s available to pre-order now for about $105 (which is 30% off the $150 retail price).  Hit the jump to check it out.

Though director Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy came to a close last year with the release of The Dark Knight Rises, it appears that we’ll still be seeing material from the franchise for some time to come.  Hot Toys has posted a few curious images that tease the unboxing of a rather massive 1/6 scale model of “The Bat” from The Dark Knight Rises, revealing that Batman’s aerial vehicle could soon be yours.  No price is given, but one imagines this won’t exactly be cheap.  Pre-orders are expected to begin in the near future, so keep an eye out.

Hit the jump to take a look at some images of the “Bat” model.

With director Shane Black’s Iron Man 3 opening May 3, later this week, Disney will be releasing a ton of Iron Man related merchandise.  However, if you can’t wait to get your hands on the new Lego sets, Amazon has them in stock and below are the links.  Remember, if you spend over $25 you get free shipping.

• LEGO Super Heroes Iron Man vs. The Mandarin Ultimate Showdown (76008) – $12.99
• LEGO Super Heroes Iron Man Extremis Sea Port Battle (76006) – $19.99
• LEGO Super Heroes Iron Man Malibu Mansion Attack (76007) – $39.99

For more on what comes with each Lego set, click the links.  For images of the sets, click here.

Need a Valentine’s Day geek gift for the Legend of Zelda fan in your life?  How about checking out The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia, available in regular hard copy and limited edition versions.  The books contain 276 pages of never-before-seen concept art, the full history of Hyrule, the official chronology of the games and an introduction by legendary video game creator Shigeru Miyamoto.  If you want to shell out a few extra rupees, the limited edition features a faux-leather hardcover bearing the symbol of the Gate of Time debossed on the cover and gold gilded pages.  Hit the jump to see images from the book and to find out how you can order your own copy.

A number of really cool collectibles from DC are set to be released in a couple of months, and we thought we’d take a minute to rundown what’s on tap.  Briefly:

• Man of Steel: Superman 1:6 Scale Iconic Statue – A fairly detailed sculpt of Henry Cavill’s Superman from the upcoming Zack Snyder film.
• Aardman Batman and Robin (Classic) Action Figure 2-Pack – A fantastic take on Batman and Robin from the stop-motion geniuses at Aardman.  Wallace and Gromit fans take note.
• 1:1 Scale Green Lantern Power Battery and Ring Prop Replica – Every diehard Green Lantern fan needs their own power battery.
• Batman Statue By Michael Allred – A nifty black and white sculpt of the caped crusader.

Hit the jump to check out images and further information for all of the aforementioned collectibles.

If you’ve gazed at your iPhone case and thought, “Yeah, this is fine, but I wish it looked like an adorable superhero or supervillain,” then we have the answer for you.  Huckleberry is releasing a 3D Chara-Covers case line with Marvel and DC for iPhone 4/4S and iPhone 5 later this month.  According to the press release, the cases are “Designed to pack and take a punch, featuring hard-shell protection with a rubberized satin texture for better grip and feel.”  The available characters are Iron Man, Spider-Man, Thor, Captain America, Wolverine, Batman, Superman, Batgirl, The Joker, and Harley Quinn.

Hit the jump to check out images of the cases.

We’ve got another Hot Toys-related Geek Gifts to share today.  Fans of G.I. Joe will be happy to hear that Hot Toys is releasing a pretty cool Snake Eyes sixth scale figure in anticipation of the upcoming sequel G.I. Joe: Retaliation.  The collectible features the Joecharacter in a number of different poses, complete with daggers, swords, a submachine gun, and a pistol.  Click here to pre-order on Sideshow.

Additionally, Sideshow Collectibles has announced that they will be releasing a series of figures from Guillermo del Toro‘s upcoming monsters vs. robots epic Pacific Rim.  If anything screams “collectible figures” it’s a freaking monsters vs. robots movie from Guillermo del Toro.  Hit the jump to check out the images and info for the Snake Eyes figure.

We’ve got a ridiculously impressive Geek Gift to share today.  Hot Toys is known for their highly detailed collectibles, but now they’re gearing up to release Tony Stark’s entire Hall of Armor from Iron Man 2.  This thing comes in two different versions, one with seven sets, and one with four, including Stark’s Mark I – VII.  It’s a beaut, but it’s not cheap.  The full set of seven will run you $799.99, the set of four is $469.99, and if you just want one it’s $129.99.

Hit the jump to check out the images and specs for the Iron Man 2 Hot Toys figures.

Have you ever been watching one of the fine animated films from Studio Ghibli and thought to yourself, “Man, I really wish I could light this Djarum Black or start a small brush fire while showing off my appreciation for My Neighbor Totoro?”  I know I have.  Well now you can add a little flair to your smoker’s/arsonist’s lifestyle with these new Zippo lighters featuring notable characters from Studio Ghibli’s storied resume of films.  Show your friends you still pine for Princess Mononoke, or that Ponyo and The Cat Returns remain unfairly underrated.  Hit the jump to find out where you can buy them, along with more than 25 images of the various lighters for sale.

Today only, Amazon is offering 22 movies you can download to own for $5 each in HD, and $4 each in SD.  Per Amazon, “Purchased videos will be stored in Your Video Library where you can access them whenever you want; watch on your PC, Kindle Fire, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, or more than 300 HDTVs, Blu-ray players, and set-top devices.”  Hit the jump for the list of films (which includes titles such as The Dark Knight, Casablanca, The Goonies, 300, The Town, The Departed, The Shawshank Redemption, and The Matrix) or click here for the full list on Amazon.

We’ve covered quite a few The Avengers-related Hot Toys figures in the past, but I have a feeling this one will be a fan favorite figure.  The company has released a bounty of images of their Agent Phil Coulson Hot Toys figure, giving fans the chance to put Clark Gregg in any number of fun poses.  The figure comes complete with plenty of accessories including sunglasses, a S.H.I.E.L.D. folder, a gun, and of course his Captain America trading cards.  Hit the jump to take a look at the images or click here to pre-order it on Sideshow Collectibles.