About Us
Welcome to Collider.com
Movies, television, gadgets, sports,
video games, deluxe Barcaloungers – anything of
interest to the media and technology savvy
individual is
everything that powers
Collider.com, an uncalled for,
online barrage of breaking news, incisive
commentary and irreverent attitude that will do
for the internet what Art Modell did for the
Cleveland Browns; i.e. move it to Baltimore.
As the online destination for breaking
news, incisive content and the lowdown on imminent
trends,
Collider.com is more than
an essential bookmark; it’s the homepage for young
men the world over obsessed with staying ahead of
the curve in the marketplace’s most lucrative
leisure pursuits. At least, that’s what we told
our investors. Amazingly, they bought it, and,
seeing as how they’ve got more money than the
Great Wall of China’s got bricks, we think you
should buy it, too. As a mix of up-to-the-second
links to major stories and bracing original
content provided by heavily connected industry
insiders in every category,
Collider.com will not only put an
end to monotonous surfing, it will edify,
entertain and, most likely, since we’re awfully
opinionated fellows, enrage.
Collider.com is also a
democratic forum, open to submissions from you,
the reader. Though we’re determined to
make the site as much fun as a Chuck E. Cheese
birthday party on high-grade acid, you can help
make it even better by submitting news, reviews,
rants and raves on subjects germane to any of the
somewhat disparate categories we cover. That is,
unless your submissions really suck; then, it’s
hard to see how they’ll really up the quality of
what we’re trying to do here.
So, settle
in, and get ready for the once-in-a-lifetime
internet experience for which the time wasting,
productivity curbing medium was designed. Welcome
to Collider.com.