Like a tweet sent at 4 a.m. by the president, American Horror Story usually leaves us with far more questions than answers. Each week, we’re going to take a deeper look into every question the anthology gore-a-palooza needs to A.
Two episodes in, and American Horror Story: Cult continues to barrel forward with all the subtlety of a circus clown jerking off in the Whole Foods veggie aisle, borrowing most of its dialogue word-for-word from the Facebook conversation between your uncle who lives in Florida and the cousin who posted a photo of her baby in an “I’m With Her” onesie. But much like that Facebook conversation, AHS always succeeds in A) making Christmas super awkward and B) remaining almost impossible to follow. We have some questions: