12 Actors Who Should Be in ANCHORMAN 2

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Yesterday came the joyous news that we would finally be getting a sequel to Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.  We know that Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd, and Steve Carell will all be reprising their lovably buffoonish character, Adam McKay will return to the director’s chair, and filming is set to begin in February.  If Anchorman 2 returns with only people from the original cast, I have no problem with that.  But sequels usually bring new faces, so I’ve compiled a list of 12 actors who would fit well within the Anchorman universe.  Keep in mind: I have no idea what the plot will be, or if there will be roles for these actors, and how radically McKay will change the look of the first movie.  The Legend of Ron Burgundy has a goofy 70s vibe, but it’s possible they’ll reset the time and place (the first movie ends with Ron and Veronica leaving San Diego to become worldwide news anchors).  Also, I’m not saying that all of these actors should be in the movie.  I’m just saying I can see them fitting into an Anchorman sequel.

Hit the jump for my criteria on making the list and who made the cut.

Here’s the criteria for the list:

1) Based on the actor’s look and previous work, could you have seen them in the first movie?  Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Adam Scott, and are all hilarious, but they come off as a bit too modern.  The youngest cast member in Anchorman is Seth Rogen, and he only has a bit part as a cameraman.

2) The actor could not have been in the first movie or the alternate/spinoff cut, Wake Up, Ron Burgundy: The Lost Movie.  The reason being is that we already know they would work.  Amy Poehler wasn’t in Legend of Ron Burgundy, but she’s in Wake Up, so that’s why she’s not on this list.

3) The actor must have previously worked with McKay and/or producer Judd Apatow, and Funny or Die doesn’t count.  However, there are two actors on the list who are an exception to Rule #3.

Now, in no particular order…

John C. Reilly

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It’s a wonder he’s not in the first movie, but after his chemistry with Ferrell in Talladega Nights and Step Brothers, he’s an obvious choice.  Reilly is hilarious, and Walk Hard proves that he can fit into any decade.  The only holdback is that if he plays a newsman in Anchorman 2, there will be the inevitable comparison his popular Tim & Eric character, Steve Brule.  But that’s a minor issue, and if Reilly is cast in Anchorman 2, you won’t hear anyone complaining.

Jane Lynch

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Lynch is familiar face to Apatow’s movies and she also laid down Granny Law in Talladega Nights.  There’s seemingly no end to her versatility, but she’s got an Emmy for playing a character who’s ego has ballooned far beyond the likes of gods and men.  The way Lynch plays cocksure confidence would make her fit right in with the likes of Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, and Champion Kind.  Hell, she can probably play a character who’s even cockier than those guys.  Just don’t go the predictable route and cast her as anyone’s mother.

Rob Riggle

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Riggle could go two ways on a character.  I assume he doesn’t simply want to carry his Daily Show newsman persona into a movie, so if he does play an newscaster, I imagine it will be a radical break like Steve Carell made for Brick Tamland.  However, Riggle not only brings the insane over-confidence to his characters, but he can also provide a comic aggression that wasn’t present in the first movie.  Also, for those who think he can only play alpha males, please watch him steal scenes as a literal man-child in the The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (a film produced by Ferrell and McKay).

Nick Offerman

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Offerman would be a fun addition because he already looks like Ron Burgundy.  But whereas Ron has the lighthearted, party-animal demeanor, there’s nothing smooth about the way Offerman has played his recent characters in Casa de mi Padre (produced by Ferrell and McKay), 21 Jump Street, and Parks and Recreation.  Actors always want to branch out and try new things so they don’t get pigeonholed, but I do get a little giddy at the idea of Offerman playing Ron Burgundy’s brother and seeing how those characters would interact.

Jason Bateman

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Bateman only made a brief appearance in the Apatow-produced Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but I’m willing to cheat on this one because Bateman is a chameleon when given offbeat parts.  He’s best known for his dry-witted straight-man characters, but he’s been memorable in goofy minor roles like State of Play, Smokin’ Aces, and perhaps most relevant to Anchorman, a dim-bulb color commentator in Dodgeball.  Bateman’s look is a tad on the modern side, but like Paul Rudd, there’s been enough diversity in Bateman’s resume to let him disappear behind funky hair and makeup.

Kristen Wiig & Tim Meadows

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I’m grouping these two actors together because they share the same desirable qualities: 1) they’re both SNL alums, which means they’ve both had to play a wide variety of broad, farcical characters over the years; 2) they both worked on SNL when McKay was the show’s head writer and Ferrell was a cast-member; 3) they’ve both been Apatow-produced movies (Bridesmaids for Wiig, and Walk Hard for both of them).  Some may be a bit hesitant on Meadows because of the The Ladies Man, but I’d like to remind those people about how great he is in Mean Girls and Walk Hard (“You don’t want no part of this shit!”).

Richard Jenkins

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Jenkins had to play the stern, stick-in-the-mud in Step Brothers, but his “I wanted to be a dinosaur” speech at the end absolutely killed.  He’s a secret weapon in all his comedies.  He even managed to wring a memorable performance out of the mostly forgettable Hall PassAnchorman doesn’t have an elder statesman character (the most “responsible” character is Fred Willard‘s Ed Harken), and it would be cool to see Jenkins play the silliest character with the most life experience (although it should be noted that while Fred Willard is older than Jenkins; Willard just looks younger).

Eric Bana

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Bana is known mostly for his serious roles even though he did get to deliver some laughs in Apatow’s Funny People.  There would certainly be an element of playing against type, but here’s something a lot of people don’t know: Bana started out doing comedy.  In his early career, he gained a reputation for impressions, and eventually wrote and starred in the short-lived 1996 Australian sketch comedy program The Eric Bana Show.  It wasn’t until 2000′s Chopper that he moved into dramatic material.  U.S. audiences have probably never met the pre-Chopper Bana, and I can see him fitting in to the Anchorman world, but also expanding it by throwing in someone with a chiseled jaw and rock-hard abs.  And speaking of adding someone who’s handsome beyond all reason…

Jon Hamm

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Perhaps Jon Hamm is even funnier because he’s so famous for playing the deadly serious Don Draper, but Hamm’s guest spots on 30 Rock, his times hosting SNL, and, of course, Bridesmaids have all shown he has an undeniable knack for playing goofy, ridiculous characters.  If you take his Bridesmaids character, remove some of the overt dickishness, and throw him back into the 1970s, you would have a worthy member of the Channel 4 News Team.

And now the exceptions to the McKay/Apatow rule:

Don Cheadle

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The majority of Cheadle’s career has been drama, and in the Ocean’s movies he’s overshadowed by the ensemble and the fake British accent, but there have been moments in his career where Cheadle has shown he can go big for comedy.  In Ocean’s Thirteen, he takes on the guise of “Fender Rhodes” to distract Al Pacino, and then there’s his hilarious Funny or Die Captain Planet parody.  I get the feeling that if you give Cheadle a chance to feature in an out-and-out comedy rather than simply providing sporadic moments of broad humor, the Oscar-nominated actor is going to impress.

Sam Rockwell

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If you replace the tragic with the comic in Sam Rockwell’s Chuck Barris performance in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, you have an Anchorman character.  It’s all there: the bravado, the boorishness, the lewd behavior.  Rockwell has also shown himself to be a master of all comic styles.  You want sleezy?  Look at Iron Man 2.  You want cowardly?  Look at Galaxy Quest.  You want zany?  Look at Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.  And those are just to name a few.  He can do it all, and he could certainly do anything Anchorman 2 could throw at him.

So who did I forget?  Sound off in the comments about who you’d like to see in Anchorman 2 and why.  And remember: this list is just based off past work.  Sometimes the best performances are the ones that come out of nowhere from actors you never thought had it in them.




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  • Dodge_Hickey

    I agree with John C.Reily, Jason Bateman, John Hamm….

  • broski

    Nick Offerman in Anchorman 2? Yes please.

  • Jesus Christ

    Lame article.

    So basically everyone that has ever been in a relevant comedy in the last few years. Great insight.

    Pulitzer Prize coming your way.

  • Ryan George

    Oh.. Matt. This world would be so much better without you.

    • Peteara

      Seriously? That’s your comment? So you’re a pretty awesome guy huh?

  • Jacob_C

    No Jason Segel?

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  • harrison

    I’d like to see Woody Harrelson as a verbally violent weatherman with a slight drinking problem. I know he hasnt worked with any of them, but he could have that seventies look and Woody Harrelson just kicks ass.

    • james

      He was on Semi Pro with Ferrell.

  • Rafael Andres

    I think Craig Robinson, Joe Lo Truglio, Jon Heder, Will Arnett as a new “bad guy” maybe, andy sandberg, Robert Downey Jr in a char like Tropic Thunder, Aziz Ansari, Ken Jeong, Dan Fogler and Chris Kattan lol

    • James

      I think Craig Robinson would rock in Anchorman.

  • harrison

    or maybe woody would have tourettes syndrome and a drinking problem…

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  • Canseco

    What a stupid and pointless article. Thank god you’re not someone who makes movies.

  • Philip Price

    I only hope that Vaughn, Stiller, jack Black, Luke and Luke Wilson all return for their parts (no matter how small) as well as having Owen in their somewhere. Anchorman was the closest we’ve come to having all frat pack members in the same movie so hopefully the sequel will finally pull it off.

    • Philip Price

      My bad, i didnt mean luke and luke-meant luke and owen. you get it.

  • james

    And I don’t think Bateman was in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I’ve seen it at least 6 times, and he didn’t have a part.

    • james

      Nevermind, just remembered his cameo

  • jb

    Cheadle does great comedic work in House of Lies. Star of the show.

  • James Freud

    Gene Simmons

  • Nick Hart

    cheadle and rockwell would be perfect. id also love to see ben affleck , jason lee, or a crazy tom cruise a la tropic thunder

  • Kyle

    Thank you for remembering Tim Meadows. The guy is probably one of the most overlooked and under appreciated talents from SNL.

  • Mike

    Some of you guys are straight up mean motherfuckers. I wonder if you’re so miserable in all aspects of life.

  • Trynity

    Meadows was also pretty funny in Semi-Pro with Ferrell. But that movie nearly got stolen by Will Arnett, and also happened to take place in the 70′s. Both of them would be perfect in A2.

  • AlexHeyNa

    You seem to be missing Ed Helms.

  • ANONYMOUS

    JASON SUDEIKIS NEEDS TO BE IN THIS MOVIE WITH A MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • potterboy

    remember when John C. Reily came out of Talladega, he wasn’t really in this kind of comedies. he was a “real” actor(for lack of a better word) and not a comedian per se. it would be best if they got somebody totally out of the usual comedies.

    Liam Neeson? Phil Hoffman? these are inspired choices!

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  • onehorsetown

    I’ve often thought Ty Burrell from Modern Family could do really well in a movie with Will Ferrell and Jon Hamm…

  • That Guy

    Zach Galifianakis, Woody Harrelson, and maybe even Jason Segel!!! But I would also love any of the 12 mentioned in this article except for Jon Hamm, Eric Bana, and although I love him, Jason Bateman. Of course Reilly would be great, Lynch would nail her roll no matter what it would be, Rockwell is fantastic in EVERYTHING, so I think he would be fantastic in the sequel, Riggle and Meadows would both be good, not too big on Kristen Wiig but if they found the right role for her, she might pull it off… Cheadle would be fucking awesome, and I would totally love Offerman UNLESS Galifanakis is in it, they just look too much alike, unless they were going to play some brothers, twins, or something like that… All that being said, CAN’T FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!!!

  • Leo

    Does no one remember John C. Reilly in Anchorman, He was the leader of the Public News Team! He was in the most epic brawl of the Anchormen ever!

    Matt, you are a hack writer and it is poor uninformed posts like this that make you a disgrace, a joke, and a point of contempt among the people of this nation.

    • seabass

      that was Tim Robbins

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  • Singularity

    Goldberg must be doing something right to draw the ire of such a class of people.

  • Rick

    Starting @ Rob Riggle (Minus Nick Offerman) I agree with that list.

    John C Reilly shouldn’t be there. He is too huge of a talent, and it would be overload. Jane Lynch, she should take a break from being in everything. Same goes for Nick Offerman and his stupid ass mustache.

    But the rest are great calls – especially Bateman, Hamm and Sam Rockwell – who should be the enemy news team.

  • Park

    They all sound pretty terrible, Just leave the cast the same.

  • balls deep

    If John Hamm is in this movie I will shoot my dick off.

  • NYC

    Jon Hamm would be a phenomenal rival to Ron. I can see it now and am laughing already. Make it happen!

  • Mitchell

    I think giving the previous cast extended roles would be beneficial. Sure it would be fun to see another rival anchor move in on their territory. And I’m in full agreement with onehorsetown that Ty Burrell would kill in a movie like this.

  • Hansel

    Jermey piven

  • zim

    Bill Hader.

  • CMS

    galifianakis man… c’mon now.

  • Strong Enough

    2pac

  • Daniel

    Sam Rockwell, John C. Reilly and Rob Riggle would all be awesome choices for a rival or something. That would be hilarious!

  • Anthony

    Como esta bitches

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  • wtflol

    SAMUEL L JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK peeps, what is your favorite anchor man quote? here’s mine: I’M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION via: bitly.com/IumctM

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  • Richard

    Andy samberg :)

  • Kapowlawol

    Actually, Tim Robbins was the Public News Teams Leader…

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