Since the filmmakers have made it known that they wish for people to go into The Cabin in the Woods as spoiler-free as possible, I’m going to be incredibly vague here on the front page. Needless to say, if you’ve seen the movie then you’re aware of a certain White Board. An image of The White Board has gone online, and we’ve got it after the jump for your viewing pleasure. If you haven’t seen the movie, I highly, highly suggest you do so. Director Drew Goddard and co-writer Joss Whedon have crafted a brilliant take on the horror genre that is some of the most fun you’ll have at the movies this year.
If you’ve seen The Cabin in the Woods, hit the jump to check out the image. Again, spoilers for the film are obviously after the jump.
Okay, I’m assuming you’ve seen The Cabin in the Woods if you’re here. I’m also assuming that midway through the movie, when employees of “Evil Mission Control” (term courtesy of Matt Goldberg) are placing bets on which creature will be summoned in the cellar, your eyes were fixated on the White Board containing the names of some seriously cool monsters. I was a little disappointed by the selection of Zombie Redneck Torture Family since we’d only be seeing some zombie humans…then the final act came. I had the biggest smile on my face watching dismemberment goblins, a werewolf, a unicorn, and many more creatures wreak havoc on “Evil Mission Control.” Now an image of said White Board has gone online from Titan’s new book Cabin in the Woods: The Official Visual Companion, giving us a chance to study just exactly which monsters we saw tearing those poor employees to pieces.
Here’s the image, courtesy of Badass Digest. If you haven’t listened to the latest episode of Collider’s new podcast, The Collision, we talk about Cabin in the Woods quite extensively so I suggest you check it out.