Final International Poster for TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

     June 3, 2009

slice_transformers_2_revenge_fallen_final_international_poster_01.jpgEmpire has debuted the final International poster for “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” and it is…revealing.  I know it doesn’t look that way and it doesn’t give away anything about the film.  It gives away a far great secret.  You see,  all the posters (and to a lesser extent, the trailers) have stressed one element: there’s action in Egypt.  At the Pyramids.  And I’m willing to bet that the Pyramids are harnessing some mystical energy just like the Hoover Dam.

But while we discovered that the Hoover Dam was built by the U.S. Government to cover up the existence of Megatron and the All-Spark, Pyramids were built by the Jews.  Sure, the Jews were “forced” to build these Pyramids but “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” threatens to reveal a secret that the Jewish people have struggled for millennia to protect: we are Decepticons and we tricked the Pharoses into building giant geometric shapes in the desert so we could call down our evil mechanical brethren.  Now the truth is out there.   No use in hiding it.  Personally, I can transform into a Mr. Coffee.  Ask your local Jew about it and they’ll eventually come clean.

Check out the new poster after the jump.  “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” hits theatres on June 24th.  Shalom.


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