It is a scientific fact that motorcycles make you look cooler. Also, in the event of a catastrophic event, you will be able to navigate roadways far easier as everyone else is stuck in traffic pretty much waiting to die. There’s almost nothing you could do to negate the coolness of riding a motorcycle.
Well…there is one thing. You could dress up like Batman.
Yes, the website Universal Designs is offering real motorcycle gear that is crafted like Batman’s armor. Even funnier, it actually should work. It’s got a Strong Cordura Mesh Base with Heavy-duty 4 way stretch Spandex inserts, Removable CE Approved Body Armor in both Jacket and Pants, Highly detailed, removable lightweight interior lining, Form Molded Leather and Kevlar Armor Sections and most importantly, it’s made from Quality Tanned Cow Hides which is good because after shelling out that much cash to dress up like Batman minus the cape and cowl, you want to get quality tanned cow hides.
No pricing is available yet but it could quite possibly be the most buyer’s remorse you’ve ever felt in your life. Now if you could actually get the Bat Pod to go with it, then you could actually tear up the convention circuit.
Click here to check out their website. A photo of the Batman motorcycle armor is below.