Lex Luthor Asks for a Bailout

     March 11, 2009

Written by Matt Goldberg

It seems like every wealthy CEO is asking for a bailout, no matter how great their crimes, no matter how little their contrition. But there’s one man who responsible for the biggest crimes and laughs at the mere concept of “contrition”: Lex Luthor. Yes, all of Lex’s schemes have gone belly-up and AIG doesn’t offer “Superman” insurance. That is why Mr. Luthor is asking the government for a $100 billion dollar bailout. What for? Well, you can probably guess but I’ll let you check out the video below and see for yourself.

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