Lindsay Lohan Gets Assaulted by James Deen in First Clip from THE CANYONS

     January 16, 2013


If you’ve ever been frustrated with Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls) to the point that you just wished someone would scare some sense into her, James Deen is about to become your hero (if he wasn’t already).  We’d previously seen a series of parody trailers for director Paul Schrader’s erotic LA drama The Canyons, but now the first clip is available. In it, Lohan wanders about the apartment for a few minutes while Deen is sleeping peacefully.  Two guesses on who acts their part the best.  Hit the jump to watch the clip.

Check out the first clip from The Canyons below (via The Film Stage):

Here’s the synopsis for The Canyons:

THE CANYONS is a contemporary L.A. noir from director Paul Schrader, writer Bret Easton Ellis, and producer Braxton Pope about the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition, both personally and professionally, among a group of young people in their 20′s and how one chance meeting connected to the past unravels all of their lives, resulting in deceit, paranoia, cruel mind games and ultimately violence.


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  • DudeManGuy

    Wow Pornstar Punishment marginally increased their production value. But they ended the scene just before he rips off her clothing and proceeds to play out the sexual assault rape fantasy.

    But like seriously… this IS a Pornstar Punishment scene. She wakes up, quietly, her tiptoeing out of bed and almost dropping the water bottle seems straight out of those porno’s LOL. The whole time she is trying not to wake him up. Finally he catches her and BOOM it’s on.

    • Carlos


  • JW.


    That being said the pornstar is still more believable then Lohan.

  • MovieExpert

    i wanna bang lindsay lohan so bad bro.

  • Samj

    Not entirely comfortable with that opening sentence . . .
    Anyway, Lohan seems to show some promise here. Deen not so much.

    • Lexavi80

      I actually think the other way around. Not very impressed with Lohan, but the pissed-off, pushing scene was damn good. The guy convinced me he was angry.

  • amg907

    I was expecting Deen to whip out his cock and smack her across the face with it.

    Lame scene.

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  • Bob

    Hahahhahaha lol, one of the best random comments I have read in a long time.