Everything Is Terrible: First Image from SCARY MOVIE 5 Features Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

     September 20, 2012

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Scary Movie 5 is a thing that’s happening, and in an effort to make the film as widely unappealing as possible, its “big celebrity cameo” is a sex scene between Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan.  Dimension Films describes their opening scene as “outrageous, sexy and hilarious,” to which I say “No thanks.”  Malcom D. Lee (Undercover Brother) takes over directing duties for this fifth installment of the franchise with Ashley Tisdale onboard as the film’s lead.

Hit the jump to check out the image of Sheen and Lohan trying to be relevant.  Scary Movie 5 opens on April 19th, 2013.

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