Sofia Vergara Breaks out the Big Guns on New Poster for MACHETE KILLS

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Robert Rodriguez has no problem blending sex with violence.  He replaced one of Rose McGowan‘s legs with a gun in Planet Terror, and now he’s strapped a pair of firearms to the breasts of Sofia Vergara in Machete Kills.  The flick is the second in a planned trilogy (the third film supposedly takes place in space), and centers on Machete’s (Danny Trejo) quest to stop an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has plans to spread war and anarchy across the planet.  Hopefully, Rodriguez won’t make the mistake of the first film by relegating Machete into a supporting role in his own movie, but judging by the number of stars, it looks like that’s exactly what will happen.

Hit the jump to check out the titillating poster, and click here for what Vergara recently had to say about her role.  The film also stars Michelle Rodriguez, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Alex Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror, and Mel GibsonMachete Kills opens September 13th.

Via IMP Awards.

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  • Grayson

    That wasn’t a mistake. Machete was flawless.

    • E. Lee Zimmerman

      Flawlessly awful.

      • GunsOfNavarone

        Haha. Brilliant.

  • Griz

    I’m sorry . . . but ewwwww

  • Chris

    Does anybody else not find her that attractive? She has big, exaggerated features and looks like a character scribbled in a Tijuana bible.

    • HeSaidSheSaidReviewSite

      Gotta hate those ” big exaggerated features”.

    • ManWithAKilt

      Nope, you’re alone.

      • HeSaidSheSaidReviewSite

        I don’t. I was mocking Chris’ comment. Sorry, I forgot to use my sarcasm font.

  • Bob

    First Machete was stupid, but hilarious, awesome, and entertaining. This looks to be even better.

    And, she is so fine. Love her accent.

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  • Tarek

    This machete thing is destined to brainless teenagers.
    Machine gun boobs? Really? What’s next? Bazooka cocks?
    Pathetic.

  • yfsy

    She’s a lock for Red Sonja by Gail Simone and Gloria Steinem next

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