Thankfully the tide is starting to turn as âKnocked Up,â âOceans 13,â and the movie that this article is about â âSurfâs Upâ have all delivered the goods. People can now go to the movies and walk out satisfied.
Recently Sony held a press junket to promote their newest entry into the crowded summer market. While most junkets are held at a local hotel in
At the junket I was able to interview a few people from the cast and this article is the roundtable interview with Mario Cantone.
In the movie Mario plays a surf talent scout named Mikey Abromowitz and heâs the one whoâs in charge of finding new surfers for the Big Z Memorial Surf Off. For a better idea of his character and what the movie is about I recommend watching some of the video clips that I previously posted.
During the interview Mario gave his opinions on a lot of subjects and itâs a funny read. And for all you âSex and the Cityâ fans, Mario mentioned that heâs been contacted about his availability for the fall which could mean the long awaited feature film might actually be happening. I know a number of women who just got as excited as a little kid on Christmas morning.
And before getting to the interview, Iâve posted a lot of other things to help promote âSurfâs Up.â If you missed the red carpet video interviews from
As always you can listen to the interview as an MP3 so
Once again a big thank you to Sony for inviting me to
Mario Cantone: Oh, I love all these little... oooh itâs like a science fiction movie. Theyâre going to come to life and eat me! Oh. Go ahead buddy. Oh look at yours itâs old school I like it. Thatâs cool. All right baby.
Question: When you started out on this project I donât know how long ago it was or whatever but did they even have a conceptual drawing of what your character?
Of me? Of my character? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. They sat me down at the Four Seasons in
Was it intimidating or just fun?
I think it was a little intimidating. Itâs hard to get in a word edgewise with him sometimes, but he plays my boss so it was good. He was a blast. I could really listen. I think heâs
Did he swear a lot during the improvisations?
He swore a little bit, I did too. The 2 of us were a little blue. He did a little bit. Yeah, he bashed me a bit, it was fun. We had a good time. Thatâs the unique thing about this movie. We got to improvise. We got to work together you know I mean and you can hear it when you see the film. You get to hear the overlap.
Is Mikey based on somebody that you know or people that youâve met?
It wasnât a stretch believe me. Itâs based on⦠I think they based it on Jerry Schmitt who the head of press and marketing here who I adore. Heâs a great guy, so heâs kind of like Jerry a little bit. They call him Mikey in it and I in fact I think he did some of the scratch tests before they hired me. Yeah, so, but it was fun. I love this. Iâm so glad I can sell this without bullshitting you because itâs really, really good.
So have you seen it with and audience and kids?
I havenât seen it with children because Iâm afraid of them. After having a childrenâs show for 5 years called Steampipe Alley out of
What about all the pop culture references which this movie doesnât have but all the animated movies now throw that in there?
Itâs a little annoying sometimes. Like when I saw Shrek 2, I was like there is too much pop culture references and this doesnât take place at that time. Itâs not within the frame or the vocabulary of the time it takes place and that is kind of strange to me and they steered away from that with this and it stays within the world. And I think itâs when youâre doing a character like a character monologue in your standup act. If youâre doing a character like when Lily Tomlin does a character or Whoopie Goldberg does a character, they stay within the vocabulary of that character. If you go outside it then it makes no sense, it makes no sense at all. So I think you have to stay inside the framework. But with Shrek now, anything is game. I think the 3rd one there probably more product placement than anything, but I havenât seen it. Iâm sure itâs very good.
I was going to say youâre clearly a huge fan of Shrek.
I like Shrek. I liked the 1st one a lot but the 2nd one I thoughtâthis is odd. I havenât seen the 3rd one.
Itâs odd.
Is it? I havenât seen it. I liked the first one a lot, but I thought the 2nd one there was too much of like what you said of it went outside the reference of the time.
Have you ever thought of doing our job? Youâd be pretty good at it.
I would be good at it, huh. Well, itâs because Iâm a bitch thatâs why.
Are you trying to say something about us?
I love you guys. I just had an interview with Kelly Slater whoâs adorable and very, very nice and I kind of flipped it on him and started interviewing him and we had this conversation and it was great. I think thatâs the way it should be when itâs one-on-one, you know. Itâs tough when itâs like this because if you all got on top of me I would fall through the floor.
I canât imagine⦠they told you this little bitty bird with long legs and youâre riding a whale⦠did you go like oh, right or was that just too bizarre for you?
No, I loved it.
How did you control the way anyway? I could never figure that out.
Thatâs a very good question. I have a remote control in my beak. No, I think⦠I donât know. Thatâs a very good question. We donât know. Thatâs my ride. Thatâs my bus. Thatâs my Amtrak. Thatâs my Acela train that I get on. Thatâs a good question.
You said you got started doing Steampipe Alley in
I know, itâs that crazy and then I donât really like children that much. Itâs really very odd. I just always loved animation. I just live for it. I was doing another animated film for 3 years with another company that unfortunately fell apart. It was very disheartening because I loved the project very much.
Is that American Dog? Is it done?
Itâs not done, Iâm just not in it anymore. No oneâs in it anymore except for John Travolta. Itâs very upsetting because Chris Sanders who wrote that script and was directing it I mean I was close to that project. I was with it for 3 years. It was brilliant. This guy is brilliant. And in what he was doing with it was phenomenal and unfortunately thereâs a book called The Disney That Never Was that should be a chapter because youâll never see it. Youâll never see what it was going to be which was stunning. Stunning. But anyway, you have your disappointments in life and itâs too bad but hopefully. I love doing this stuff.
Do you still keep up your standup?
I do. I havenât done it⦠God I just did the Madelyn Kahn Ovarian Cancer Benefit the other night with Robert Klein and Whoopie Goldberg. It was at Carolineâs in
Can you tell us about the Men in Trees show because weâve seen some posters around?
The Men in Trees thing? The Anne Hache thing? It was on last year, they just ordered 22 more for next year and I donât know if Iâm going back⦠maybe if they ask me I would. It was fun. It was a good time and it was a good set to work on and I had a really nice character. I had kind of⦠it was a little mellower than usual for me and I got plot line and I got to do some dramatic stuff. It was fun.
Your bird is gay?
I donât know. Scientifically seagulls are gay, do you know that? Did you know the majority of seagulls are gay? So a sandpiper is pretty close to a seagull. Heâs pretty flamboyant this bird and the only thing thatâs missing is a musical number. I wanted a musical number. I said why didnât you give me a musical number? I said I want a musical number in the sequel.
He used to recruit for musical theater right?
He used to recruit for musical theater itself. Is he gay? Iâm like do you live in a cave?
Speaking of the sequel, has there ever been any talk because the film is really good.
Isnât it good? Seriously. Itâs so great to be a part of this that you can go this is frigginâ great.
So has there been behind the scenes talking?
There is talk of it and Iâd better have a musical number in it. Thatâs all I know. I was telling Kelly Slater that I was like the fact that youâre involved with this you obviously think this movie represents surfing in a way that is respectful and itâs valid and itâs important and you see the tragedy of it and the triumphs of it and the hurt and the pain and the joy. Itâs all there. And he said yeah. I said I knew it was one he saw the script and the pictures he was just very excited about it and they really stay true to⦠I donât even know surfing. Itâs not that I donât like it Iâm like whatever but this really showed me what surfing was and what it meant. Itâs very theatrical. Surfing is a show. Itâs a show. Itâs theater. It really is so itâs not too far away from what I do.
You ad-libbed?
Most of it.
What did they not let you do? Did they say you canât you canât useâ¦
Well, I couldnât say fuck but I could sayâ¦
Is there any little thing that you did that you wish was in it?
Yeah, there was a thing they wished they could put in it. There was a little Julia Child thing that I do when I was making the party up and I started talking about (in Julia Child Voice) baked stuffing a sandpiper bird which has a lot of bones in it. You have to braise it because if you braise it the meat will fall off the bone. If you roast it like a pheasant youâre pulling like rubber (end Julia Child Voice). So I did a whole thing like that and they loved it and they were going to use it at one point and then they didnât use it. There was a few other things they didnât use that I thought were really funny but thereâs more to come. I think this movie might be a big franchise if it does as well as it should there should be sequels and the series and blah, blah, blah. And I told them no one else is playing Mikey.
So has Sex in the City reserved time on your schedule for the fall?
They called me about my availability, yeah. But nothingâs negotiated with myself or I donât know if any of the girls have negotiated, I have no idea whatâs going on. All I know is it better get done because I want to do it.
Where you ever worried if they did a movie theyâd be able to incorporate all the characters?
What do you mean? Was I worried?
That they might not incorporate every character.
Yeah, sure. But I for surely know that Iâm in it a good amount so thatâs exciting to know.
They need the laughs!
Thatâs what Michael Patrick King said to me, he goes what do you think Iâm stupid, I need the laughs. Michael Patrick King you know was the kind of the creative force behind that show. Heâs going to be writing and directing the movie. Iâve known him for 24 years. We started doing standup together in
So do you have some theory about this film and penguins?
I guess it started with the March of the Penguins, right with the documentary which is a great documentary and then Happy Feet and then what else? I always go back toâ¦
Farce of the Penguins?
Iâm in that. Yeah, Iâm in that I play⦠who do I play? Iâm
You didnât like Happy Feet?
I liked Happy Feet but let me tell you something about Happy Feet, Happy Feet is a very good movie and the guy is brilliant. I loved Babe, those are great films. My problem with Happy Feet is it slid all over the place. Itâs like what is this? Like Babe they used⦠I think if they could have done it like Babe with real penguins they would have because they looked like real but they couldnât so they had to animate them. When the humans showed up⦠before the humans showed up I thought theyâre going to use real people because thatâs what they did in Babe. Thatâs the style they kind of went for and the backgrounds were realistic. It looked like the
Donât you think thatâs the problem with most movies now is they donât have a soundtrack; they have a greatest hits package?
Yeah I do. I think people are afraid of new scores. Theyâre afraid of⦠yeah, what was the last really great animated movie musical? What was it? Hasnât been one for a while, right?
The one with Elton John.
The Lion King, yeah. The Lion King was good. Beauty and the Beast. Beauty and the Beast was the one I thought was pretty great. But now itâs like they put a song in a movie itâs a montage. Itâs a montage. (starts to sing the Montage song from Team
It sounds like you have some ideas for a Surfâs Up 2 there you know. Maybe a musical score.
It probably wonât be a musical but I definitely think that I should have a number. Thatâs all I have to say. I will not name names.
When you were a little kid what kind of animated characters did you respond to?
I loved Jiminy Cricket and I still do. Jiminy Cricket is my favorite character in the world. I think heâs awesome. He was just cool and funny and snappy and yeah, he was pretty great. And I loved Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty because she was like the Joan Crawford of animated films. Yeah, I liked her. She was beautiful. She was pretty great. When I remember sitting down with Chris Jenkins when he offered me this movie and I just went off on animation and he couldnât believe I knew so much and I was like please Iâve read Disney Animation Illusion by Ollie Johnson and Frank Thompson. That book is that thick and Iâve read it cover to cover. I know about animation. I know what it is. I know⦠I could never sit down and write one but I know when itâs good. Iâm too lazy. Thatâs why I couldnât do your job. I canât sit down and write my own stand up never mind write an article for a newspaper or write a novel. You know writing⦠have any of you ever written novels or book? I have a couple of friends that are novelists and I just go that to me is the most amazing thing. When someone can actually sit down and write an intricate novel and structure in a way thatâs surprising and brilliant and new and thrilling and moving. Itâs a mystery to me. I donât know how people do that.
What about a one-man show though?
Yeah, but that one-man show was a lot of my standup for years and a lot of new stuff too and a lot of musical stuff that I didnât write. My partner Jerry Dixon wrote that stuff along with Harold Logan who wrote some of the lyrics with him. That we just kind of put it all together. It was not a long thing. Thatâs why I donât think Iâll ever do another one because I donât think I have another 25 years in me to develop another one. I have some ideas for a new show but itâs a long way off.
It seems to me that a few people but comedians get the kind of range in their careers that you have gotten from explicit/controversial, unless itâs material thatâs kid friendly stuff, I wonder if you have any thoughts on what comedians get away with because they make us laugh.
Well, I think if you do it with the right point of view and itâs funny, you can get away with almost anything. But thereâs certain things I think people are still afraid of and I think thereâs certain things you have to not⦠thereâs certain words you canât use you know. Whether itâs the n-word or the other âFâ word as itâs called now, which is very thrilling for me by the way, kids.
The other âFâ word?
Faggot. Yeah. Itâs finally being taken seriously as a derogatory term. You know, I always said thisâthe homosexuals and the Koreanâs are the last 2 people to be made fun of and itâs acceptable. I was like Iâm going to buy a deli and screw everybody up. This is ridiculous, but finally⦠. I was talking about Isaiah
Who do you think should take Rosieâs place?
I donât know. Either you get someone thatâs boisterous and controversial like her or you go the Meredith Viera way which is also a great way to go too because Meredith was fantastic.
You could go do it as Liza.
Iâd do it as Liza. Thatâs good idea. Sheâd be like, (in Liza voice) âWhat are we talking about? Can I have another jelly donut? This is terrific, look I brought my bedazzler. It puts studs all inside my shirt and it sparkles. Are we cutting to commercial? Oh, good.â (end Liza voice) Thatâs a very good idea. I should just go on and do the whole thing. I was the first male co-host ever on that show. They did it once and then they did like a manly Wednesday or something like that and theyâd have a male co-host once a week for a while and I did it again but it was fun. I like going on and doing the awards thing that I do. Iâve been doing that for 10 years. Iâve done it like 30 times and thatâs fun and people look forward to it. So Iâm doing it 2 more times in June. Once to promote this and once to rip apart the Daytime Emmys which is always fun. Thatâs the best one. The Daytime Emmys are the best ones because theyâre all âredonkulousâ. Itâs hilarious. Itâs really fun. Best young actor and they come up and they look 60 and Iâm like what? So yeah.
Can you talk about what itâs like working with James Woods?
Yeah. He was hilarious and horrifying and did I tell you this story? Well, it was intimidating at first but it was also thrilling and I think heâs brilliant and very, very funny. Hereâs a little storyâhe was Bette Davisâ good friend. Bette Davis loved him. So, I do Bette Davis and I do her on different stages. I do her when sheâs young, I do her in All About Eve and I do her in Baby Jane and I do her after the stroke which is the best way to do her. So I said to him that I do her and I started doing her like after the stroke and I was like (in Bette Davis post-stroke voice) âMr. James well youâre quite a talented young actor. You really, really are.â (end Bette voice) And he kind of glazed over and looked away and started talking to one of the directors and I was like ok, shut the hell up, heâs not going for that. Shut up. So that was it. I was like ok, heâs not into that. Cut to I see him on Celebrity Poker and his charity was the American Stroke Association. So, and then he was on a documentary saying he didnât like people that kind of did her and made her camp. I wasnât making her camp, I love Bette Davis. I think she was brilliant but to do the 5 stages of Bette Davis is a pretty great idea. I always like doing them towards the end. Thatâs when theyâre at their best and thatâs when theyâre at their most exaggerated, too. Thatâs my little James Woods story, but I enjoyed working with him. We worked together twice before but boy heâs something. Youâve gotta keep up with him. You really do. But I could listen to him, his