Christopher Nolan Courting Matthew McConaughey to Lead INTERSTELLAR

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Alright, alright, alright.  As Christopher Nolan brought his Batman trilogy to a close last summer with the release of The Dark Knight Rises, interest then turned to what Nolan would choose as his next project.  We finally learned in January that Nolan had settled on the ambitious sci-fi film Interstellar as his next directorial outing, and now it appears that he’s decided on who he wants as his lead: none other than Mr. Matthew McConaughey.  Hit the jump for more.

matthew-mcconaughey-interstellarThough plot details for Interstellar are being kept firmly under wraps, the pic is said to depict “a heroic interstellar voyage to the furthest reaches of our scientific understanding.”  The initial script was written years by Nolan’s brother Jonathan Nolan (who scripted The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises) as a potential directorial vehicle for Steven Spielberg, but when Christopher signed on to direct it was revealed that he would be doing a rewrite in order to incorporate an original idea of his own.

With a November 2014 release date set, Nolan has now turned to casting.  Deadline reports that the director has extended an offer for the male lead to Matthew McConaughey, and I’d be shocked if the actor turned him down.  McConaughey has been on a fantastic streak as of late, coming off a stellar string of projects in 2012.  He shined with supporting roles in Bernie and Magic Mike and had interesting lead turns in Killer Joe and The Paperboy.  McConaughey has yet another stellar performance on deck in the festival hit Mud, which is expected to hit theaters this year, and recently wrapped the starring role in a passion project of his, the AIDS drama The Dallas Buyers Club.

McConaughey is currently filming the incredibly promising HBO anthology drama series True Detective with Woody Harrelson, and should he accept the offer for Interstellar one imagines he’d move into shooting the Nolan pic this summer.  McConaughey is a refreshingly fascinating choice to lead Nolan’s sci-fi film, and I’m interested to see if the filmmaker fills the rest of his cast out with regular collaborators, or if he goes for actors he hasn’t worked with before.  Whatever the case, you can bet interest will be incredibly high when Interstellar hits theaters in IMAX on November 7, 2014.

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  • C. NOLAN IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This will be epic can’t wait. All bow down to Nolan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Anonymous

      Would a God shat out one of the worst movies ever made called the Dark Knight Rises? I think not.

      • Sean

        I’m certainly not calling Nolan god, but calling The Dark Knight Rises one of the worst films of all time is equally absurd of an over-statement.

      • Nolan is a whore

        Is it though? Or is it that you’ve let go of your critical faculties because you’re blinded by your idolatry. More Like the Dark Knight Risible.

      • Nolan is a whore

        If you can’t see how bad Risible is than you have no taste

      • Manny

        STFU!!! Anonymous is an idiot.

      • Griz

        Oh look, its the ignorant fuck who thinks “Reaction Formation” means projection.

      • Nolan is a whore

        @Griz,

        Oh look it’s the obnoxious University freshman who crack a psych 101 book and thinks that qualifies him to form an opinion on cinema. Let me guess? Virgin?

      • Griz

        @NIAW: I think we already established that people who flunked psych 101 usually don’t know what people with graduate degrees are talking about. Case in point: I mention a defense mechanism, and you call me a faggot because you assume i’m talking about projection.
        Also, in answer to your question: Why yes! My ass is virgin. . . How did you guess? Personally, i wouldn’t mind keeping it that way. You, on the other hand, are probably busy taking every opportunity to stretch yours out, in hopes of one day being taken by your favorite British director in the middle of the knight, so that he can finally give you all the love your father didn’t give you . . . no matter how many times you spread your cheeks in front of him growing up.

      • Nolan hack fraud asshole

        For someone with a “graduate degree” you’re awfully hungup on internet back and forth. I thought a post grad would show a tad more maturity. Don’t you have a thesis to work on? Lol. Also, you’re the one who brought homophobie into the mix. I never once called you the f word. Not once. I’m being sincere now: you need help. You can’t degrade people for their sexual orientation. You are engaged in hate speech. Please find help.

      • Griz

        Are you kidding? Trying to figure out the roots of your sexual obsession with riding Chris Nolan’s balls is actually like a case study. I haven’t even gotten to fantasies about you doing your dad in the shower, yet.

      • Griz

        PS. because I do many studies of male genitalia could you possible send some samples of young boys my way? I’d really appreciate it.

  • Nolan is a whore

    Whore cares what this hack fraud whore punk loser limey huckster is doing? Can we have articles about good filmmakers please?

    • junierizzle

      I hate myself for giving you the attention you so desperately crave but shut up.

    • Manny

      what is your problem? get a life you stupid loser, get a life!!

      • Nolan is a whore

        NOLANITE ALERT!!!!

    • Manny

      TROLL ALERT!!!

    • Don’t be a Douche

      Shoo troll, shoo….

    • ?????

      @Nolan is a whore, I just have to know, which one of your family members did Christopher Nolan bang?

    • SirVeza

      You think you are here to ruin it for Nolanites yet you ruin it for everyone. I don’t consider myself a true Nolanite but yeah, some of his films have problems. What filmmaker has not made a film where there is problems? Its common. Some of us actually came here to DISCUSS film and not have to sift through all your pointless comments just to find someone decent to talk to you. Nolan may not be a film god but I’ll be damned if he is not a man with vision for filmmaking. Why do you think all but two of his films have an 85% or higher on rottentomatoes? People enjoy his films. Not all may be Nolanites but people love them. Why not take your anger someplace else so people can have constructive conversations over film?

  • JK1193

    McConaughey is definately an interesting and unexpected choice, not just for Nolan, but for a sci-fi movie that’s as complex as this one sounds to be. I’m looking forward to seeing who else will be drawn into this project. And the pairing of Nolan and McConaughey sounds promising, reminding me a bit of Guy Pearce when he did Memento, so that’s pretty cool.

    • matt

      McConaughey has already been in one of the most complex sci-fi movies in Contact. He was not the lead but it was still a pretty substantial role.

      • Griz

        Yeah, but from what i remember, his only worthwhile contribution to the movie was getting Jodie Foster kicked off the first test launch when he asked her if she believed in god. Not really a vital part of the narrative, more like an annoying co-star representing science’s eternal bondage to the religious establishment.

      • JK1193

        I remembered that afterwards, and my thoughts were, “no wonder I couldn’t remember cause that was so long ago.”

      • Nolan is a whore

        “Not really a vital part of the narrative, more like an annoying co-star representing science’s eternal bondage to the religious establishment.”

        hahahaahahahhahaaha. What a philistine. “Science’s eternal bondage to the religious establishment?” HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No wonder you’re a Nolan fan, you’re full of it just like him.

      • Griz

        @NIAW: SO tell me, when you fantasize about having sex with your gay lover Chris Nolan, what kind of positions do you dream about? I assume after you’re done, you will like him to give you a dirty sanchez, no? You seem like the type who might want his lover’s dick rubbed across his upper lip after he’s been cornholed well and good. .. . You know, you could probably practice it at home yourself. You don’t even need another man’s dick. You could insert your dad’s dildo that he uses on your mom so he doesn’t have to do it himself. I mean, can you blame him? last time he drunkenly made that mistake, you came out.

      • Nolan is a whore

        Lol at Griz. Never seen anyone so gotten to.

      • Griz

        @NIAW: Your ass is up at 2:09 AM writing about how much you admire the tip of Nolan’s cock, and you think you’re getting to ME? I’m not the one losing sleep, loverboy.

      • Nolan punk

        You got up first thing in the morning to check if I responded then did it. HAHHAHAHAHA. Sooooo gotten to bro. You’re so gotten to you got to put words in my mouth that I called you f-ggot when I never did cause you got exposed as a homophobe. Yeesh man work out your issues. I’m just trolling. You seem like you have deep seated psychological problems. Get help before you hurt someone or gay bash to get out your issues. What a child.

      • Griz

        Jesus christ, your speech is becoming more and more erratic. Then again, its normal if you only sleep 2 hrs a night because you’re so busy wondering what your lover’s British semen tastes like, you can’t even close your eyes for 5 min . . . every time you do, you keep picturing his erect cock right in front of you.

      • Nolan hack fraud asshole

        See Griz? Your first response is about cock. Like I said, work out your issues and stop hurting others with hate speech.

      • Griz

        Hate speech? Did i hurt your feelings? awwwww . . . poor baby . .. are you one of the many internet bullies who can only dish it out but can’t take it? What’s it like never having known a woman’s embrace, NIAW? I’m sure it won’t get your dick hard more than the thought of ol’ Chris Nolan busting his British jizz into your mouth. . . . and not just busting . . . EXPLODING all over you mouth to a point where you can actually FEEL his little swimmers working their way down your throat and into your stomach .. . .no doubt giving you more protein than your lard ass has seen in months. but look on the bright side! your mom won’t have to make you dinner, so she can use that time to herself trying to find out why the hell she ever decided to fucking keep you in the first place.

      • Nolan is a whore

        Lol. So gotten to. Trolling successful.

      • Griz

        Wait, was it your PLAN to out yourself as a homosexual for british directors? In which case, i agree! Your plan to anonymously express your desire to have Chris Nolan’s babies has gone off swimmingly! Well done, Queen NIAW.

      • Griz

        I wish to retract my comments and offer my sincere, deepest apologizes for those who I might have offended with my reprehensible homophobic remarks. I’ve been off my medication until today and my care-giver really shouldn’t have let me near a computer. Please forgive me. I have a lot of personal stuff going on right now that I need to work out. I’m sorry Collider and its readership had to endure the rants my illness inspired. I hope with a lot of work and treatment, and jesus’ love, that I’ll be able to become a responsible citizen one day.

  • Evan

    Guys, if you don’t like him, don’t comment. It is as simple as that. Keep your opinions to yourself and let the fans be happy. You don’t have to rain on the parades of others.

    • Nolan is a whore

      Sorry it has to be done when the first comment is some rabid fanboy saying “Nolan is God” and “Bow to Nolan” and stupid shit like that. They got to get put in their place.

      • Manny

        Shut up, haters and trolls are 10 times more annoying than a fanboy. nobody ask you to read this article and the comments, so get a life, loser.

      • Dodge Hickey

        Commenting one something to make them shut up is worst then just ignoring the comment altogether, you’re pi*@ing more people off then actually doing them good

      • Griz

        And who better to put them in their place than a man who spends every night dreaming of becoming Nolan’s secret gay lover, am i right, NIAW?

      • Nolan is a whore

        Griz comment proves the level of maturity of the typical Nolan fan is slightly above middle school. What a homophobe. Obsessed with homosexuality much, bro?

      • Nolan is a whore

        @ Manny,

        Good I hope I piss people off. I’ve ruined the comment section for Nolanites and that’s all I set out to accomplish. [Flexes out]

      • Griz

        @NIAW: You know i’ve noticed that every time you decide to troll the comment section of news pertaining to your lover, Chris Nolan, you always feel the need to announce that you’ve somehow “ruined chris nolan” for the rest of us . . . . is that your plan? You think if you annoy us enough, then maybe he and his tender love will be all yours to claim for ever and ever? . .. . . awww . . . that’s so sweet, NIAW! I wish the two of you all the bliss in the world. Just remember: when you guys make love, make him get on HIS hands and knees every once in a while, otherwise, he’ll lose respect for you by like the third date.

      • Anonymous

        Shutup, stupid

      • Nolan is a whore

        Lulz at Griz. You really conflate Nolan and gay sex huh? Issues much? As soon as he gets flustered, straight to intricately detailed sex fantasies. LOL!

      • Griz

        NIAW: Granted my sex fantasies aren’t nearly steamy enough to keep a true devotee of Nolan’s sperm such as yourself up until 2 in the morning writing about how he’s NOT AT ALL in love with thought of being taken from behind by his favorite director . . . but i manage.

      • Manny

        @NIAW,
        “Good I hope I piss people off. I’ve ruined the comment section for Nolanites and that’s all I set out to accomplish.”

        If that’s what you wanted to accomplish, well, that just makes you a troll, I will not bother with you anymore.

    • Alex

      Evan, if you don’t like opinions of others, don’t read comments. It is as simple as that.

  • Jose

    Solid choice for a lead.

  • mattedscreen

    After hearing he might be cast in this movie, McConaughey was like ” Well ahhright ahhright ahhright!”

    • mofohead

      LMFAO!!!

  • It\’s A Trap!

    Props to McConaughey for his recent roles. I thought he was pretty bad ass in Killer Joe. Looking forward to this. On a side note I guess the Nolan hate train is really picking some steam, lol. Think what you might of his work but until you create something that actually gets seen and loved by the majority of the masses just stay in your parents dark basement and work on that killer script you think is so epic.

  • GunsOfNavarone

    Nolan is a good director but consistent? Perhaps not. While I have enjoyed a number of his movies, he really did let it slide with Rises. It’s a well acted film and beautifully shot but as a film overall, it’s deeply flawed. Goyer even spoke of problems during the film where they had to break for 2 weeks while filming, when they couldn’t figure out how to continue with the story. It lacks the enthusiasm, energy and story telling of the first 2 movies. I don’t hate the guy, I just think he pooped this one. I am looking forward to Interstellar though.

    • mike

      Goyer never said they took a break two weeks into shooting. He said when they were crafting the story they took a two week break to shake off writers block. This is very common in pre production, especially with writers.

      • GunsOfNavarone

        I never said 2 weeks into shooting, I said they broke FOR 2 weeks. I believe it was halfway through or thereabouts.

    • Alan B

      “Goyer even spoke of problems during the film where they had to break for 2 weeks while filming, when they couldn’t figure out how to continue with the story.” Do you know what a WRITING PROCESS is? I guess filmmakers shouldn’t explain their trade in the future if other people will throw an anecdote in their face?

      • GunsOfNavarone

        So let me see if I understand what you’re saying here. The writing process involves writing part of the movie and handing it over to be filmed. You have no idea how it is to continue and leave it in that odd a place that both yourself AND the director can’t think of a way to continue it on so filming has to break for 2 weeks? You sir, are an idiot.

      • Alan B

        Every single time you post a response, you embarrass yourself more deeply, and – by proxy – embarrass us – because we have to waste our time explaining the mechanics of film production to you. You are simply LYING when you write that they didn’t have a complete script, they simply took a break from writing the script, emotionally recuperated, and then returned to Nolan’s office again.

        This is Nolan’s take: “While (The Dark Knight Rises co-writer) David Goyer and I were putting together the story for another Batman film a few years ago we got stuck. We were just idly chatting and he said, ‘By the way, I think I know how you approach Superman,’ and he told me his take on it. It was the first time I’d been able to conceive of how you address Superman in a modern context. It was very exciting.”

        This is Goyer’s take: “Chris (Nolan) and I were working on The Dark Knight Rises, working on the STORY; we were blocked. We agreed to part ways for a couple of weeks and just see if something had bubbled at the surface. So I went back to my home office. I was wasting time and procrastinating and took out an archive edition of some of the original Superman comic books, Action comic books and started rereading them because I couldn’t figure out this plot point on Dark Knight Rises, I just randomly sat down one afternoon and wrote up some ideas for Superman.”

        At what point was FILMING mentioned? Can you point it out? You see, since you don’t seem to understand a thing about filmmaking, there are THREE STAGES: pre-production, production and post-production. Nolan never mentions that they took half a script and went to the production stage: Goyer and his director simply state they were working out the STORY. Do you need someone to read this out to you? Is that the problem? Or are you simply so pathetically desperate to complain about Nolan on any article that you can only make things up? That’s your only recourse, huh?

        Down below, you also blame Goyer, as if your LYING about what he said is his problem. It isn’t: if you can’t come up with a criticism without making shit up, then maybe you don’t have anything interesting to offer the world of film criticism.

    • Manny

      That is not how it was, Goyer and Nolan were having problems with the story, before the screenplay and before filming.

      • GunsOfNavarone

        I’m only relaying what I heard from the interview posted on this site a few days ago, with Goyer. If that was the wrong version of accounts, it’s on him. He said they became stuck halfway through. which is when he went away and instead of coming up with ideas of how to continue it, came up with the story for Superman instead.

      • Alan B

        “If that was the wrong version of accounts, it’s on him. He said they became stuck halfway through”

        If he has to EXPLAIN that halfway through the STORY process don’t mean halfway through FILMING, then that’s an indictment on geek culture. So according to your logic, they wrote a story (not a script, by the way), went away for two weeks and filmed and then came back to write the script again? See how NOTHING you’ve written makes any sense. I hope you do.

      • Manny

        Thank you Alan B for explaining to him.

  • Kyle

    Remember how everyone was sceptical about Heath Ledger as the Joker? How did that work out? McConaughey has some good acting chops. Nolan at least knows how to work with actors

    • will

      Well, ACTORS, not actresses. He can’t seem to get casting women right. Katie Holmes was the dead link in Batman Begins, Gyllenhaal was slightly better but still kind of lacking, and he cast Cotillard in two movies despite her not exactly knocking it out of the park either time. Hathaway was about the only good choice he’s had.

      • tom

        i’m gonna go one step further and say he just plain doesn’t write women well. Selina Kyle was his first well-written female i’ve seen since… fuck, i don’t even know. most of the female characters he writes are just unlikable, regardless of who plays them. i know when Rachel Dawes dies in TDK we’re all supposed to cry, but i was glad. she was an annoying twat

      • Melvin

        And you know that Selina was his brother’s idea, not his. I am sure Jonathan wrote Selina.

      • will

        Yeah, Nolan doesn’t really write women well, I’ll agree with that. And Melvin is dead on about Selina being Jonathan’s idea. It was actually mentioned a few times that Chris was hesitant, but Jonathan was all like, “No, it’ll be awesome!”. His messing up the women becomes even weirder when you watch as he absolutely nails all his male roles. This is a guy who convinced Christian Bale, Liam Neeson, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, and Morgan Freeman to all share screentime in one movie about a guy who jumps off rooftops in a cape.

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  • The Real Bruce LeeRoy

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah Dragon Punch! Nolan,Nolan,Nolan! Nolan This
    That How Many People Got A Nolan Tat? I will not be the one to single
    him out for the finale to Dark Kight but this is a pattern. This could make or
    break him with how attendance has been. Inception and
    Dark Kight mix would be how this film will look and feel so that’s good
    and no matter what opinion you have of MM he is a leading guy he has proven
    it over the years! My only problem is this one many pralle universe
    stories I just don’t think it will be the end all. Cabin In The Woods was not the end all because Evil Dead is still around So with Jupiter Rising coming I’m not goin HAM for this.

  • TotesMcGotes

    If this was a year ago,I would be asking “what the fuck is Nolan thinking?” But McConaughey delivered 3 superb perfomances last year. Here’s hoping he stays away from the crappy rom-coms.

    • Echo

      And he’s just wrapped a film for Scorsese, so this is a welcome return of the McConaughey of the late-90s.

  • Strong Enough

    The man has no bad movies. all on RT are fresh. Nolan is king!

    • Nolan is a whore

      Nolan is a total utter hack and a fraud. Rises is terrible. Spring breakers is also fresh on rotten tomatoes. Are you prepared to call Spring Breakers a good movie? Cause going by your logic any fresh rated movie on RT must therefore be good. Defend your statement or you are a coward.

      • J

        You’re sad. I feel profoundly sorry for you.

      • Nolan is a whore

        @J
        Don’t feel bad guy. Your mama’s giving me all the comfort I need every night and day. Your granny’s corpse too.

      • Griz

        NIAW: Quick question: when you imagine Chris carrying you (in your wedding dress) over the threshold into his bed to make sweet love to you, are you wearing white, or black to signify your dying devotion to how much you loved his Dark knight trilogy?

      • Tom

        Wow, Griz I know you’re trying to clown on that Nolan is a whore guy, which is admirable, but you’re coming across as a pretty big homophobe. I can’t speak to your life experience because I don’t know you but maybe you should expand your circle of friends to include people of different sexual orientations. Then maybe you wouldn’t be so quick jump to “you’re gay” as an insult? Just saying.

      • Don’t be a Douche

        Troll, is your craving for attention somehow related to the fact that you weren’t breast fed as a child?

      • Griz

        @Tom: Ah, forgive me. I should explain: You see, i presented NIAW the theory that one of the reasons he is SO unbelievably in favor of bashing Nolan or anyone caught praising either of his movies is because he is displaying something called “Reaction Formation”. In layman’s terms, its when a person feels something that he/she knows they shouldn’t feel . . . so as a defense mechanism, they express (outwardly) the extreme opposite of what they truly feel.
        You probably know this as “Secret Gay Republican” syndrome, where the same guy who has been fighting gay marriage his whole life turns out to have secretly been craving dick all along. So if we combine NIAW’s hatred of Nolan, along with his penchant for referring to others as “faggots” together, we can say that “Nolan is a Whore” actually dreams of the day when he will finally be able to call himself “Nolan’s Whore”, and thus, all the sexual desire he’s repressing will finally be released. . . . and he will be the proudest, gayest Dark Knight trilogy fan ever to come out to his parents.

      • Nolan is a whore

        @ Griz,
        Haha you dumb fuck I pretended to be Tom just to troll you even more. Hahahahha you simple fuck. I’ve never called anyone a faggot you’re the one whose been exposed as a homophobe you tiny dicked pederast child grabber. I got you to apologize because you know what you said is homophobic. You’re seriously gotten to bro. The most gotten to guy on the internet. How does it feel? Can’t come up with anything else but gay bashing hate speech. KKK mother fucker.

      • rob

        do you not realize that all this hate that youre trying to spread on nolan studios love… youre giving him more press and obviously care enough about him to spend all day on a comment board and talk shit about him.. you have obviously paid to see all his movies since you have opinions on him.. smh @nolan is a whore you are part of the reason he keeps having success and for that we thank you cause obviously a lot more people care for his work then not if his movies keep getting good reviews and box office numbers.

      • Tom

        @Griz: Ahhh . . . i see. Well, thank you for the explanation. I can see Nolan is a whore really has problems, especially if he’s willing to stay up all night writing on this message board till 2am. I still don’t think he’s gay, to be honest. A troll? sure. But not gay.

      • Tom but really Nolan is a whore

        Haha Griz tried to save face cause he’s so gotten to he took my own joke in essentially doing the ‘i know you are but what am I’. There’s never been an easier guy to troll. Hahaha. All he’s got in the bag is gay slurs and elaborate, precisely detailed gay fantasies. Try harder bro, lulz.

      • Tom

        @NIAW: (sigh) You need some serious medication, man. I can’t believe i felt bad for you. Go back under your bridge, troll.

  • will

    At this point, the Nolan hate is kind of bizarre and creepy. You don’t have to like his movies, but for fuck’s sake, there’s a guy calling himself “Nolan is a whore” who’s mocking basically everything about the guy, along with his entire damn fanbase. Michael Bay doesn’t engender this much strange hatred, even though he actually shows audience contempt in his movies.

    • Nolan is a whore

      Well Bay never got a theatre full of people shot up so…..

      • Melvin

        @NIAW: Why do you hate Nolan?

      • Nolan is a whore

        @Melvin: I have a hard-on for Chris Nolan and i don’t know what to do with it. I’m sick tired of jerking off while watching Dark Knight Rises (the best movie i have EVER seen) with the Director’s commentary on Surround Sound, cause that’s the only way i can get myself off. So why do i hate him so much? Cause i know i can never have him, so i spend all my time trying to discourage others from liking him.

      • Nolan fraud

        Hey everyone, Griz has finally snapped and is posting under Nolan is a whore. This is a literally a psychotic break from reality. If anyone knows the whereabout of Griz I urge you to please call 911. Griz may hurt himself or others but especially the young boys he has locked in his dungeon. Going by his post I can give you a fair description of what Griz looks like: a fat, pallid, stringy-haired, glasses wearing bro with man-tits wearing a pink Unicorns Kickass shirt unironically. Most likely he will be hiding in the bushes outside of a preschool, scoping out his next victim and making the BWAAAAAAMMPPP sound from Inception.

      • Nolan fraud

        Also, does anybody know if there is a Chris Nolan impersonator that i can hire to come to my house, gather my family in the living room, drop his pants and start pissing in my open mouth while yelling “ACTION”? I’d REALLY like that. . . . in fact, i’m pretty sure that it will be the greatest Easter ever. I’m willing to offer $300, cash. $350 if he can make it taste like asparagus.

      • Griz

        Please don’t call the cops on me yet. I just got 3 boys left to kidnap and I get a free pizza at Chucky Cheese! Nolan turned me on to this promotion. His entire movie career is about him getting an island he can let boys run around in free range. He calls it The Island of Lost Boys.

    • leo

      That’s just common trolling. NIAW most likely doesn’t even mean what he says. But what’s really annoying is that we can’t block or report people like him like on other sites.

  • will

    Eh, a year ago I would’ve been more skeptical. McConaughey seems to have found a love for making good movies that he’s been lacking in previous years, and he’s on a hell of a streak. He’s an interesting choice for Nolan’s directorial style. I look forward to seeing how this turns out.

  • Anonymous

    The poster “Nolan is a whore” is stupid. I know because he’s stupid.

  • Nolan is a whore

    @Griz, you were right. I just spent the knight (LOL) with Chrissy-poo and things are all better. TDKR KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Bidi

      i hate everything you stand for, but that was funny. bravo

    • Griz

      Up until 6:20 in the morning, thinking about Nolan? Jesus christ NIAW, you’re going to make yourself impotent if you jack it THAT much! Then how will you offer yourself to chris nolan when he finally agrees to meet with you in the middle of the knight?

    • Bertie

      Whilst there are flaws in take, Nolan was not responsible for getting a theatre full of people shot. That was another mental American, gun happy nut who easily armed himself because of the lack of gun control in American, I’m not a massive fan of Nolan, there are better directors out there that I prefer, but he has made some good films. Naw your just a bit of a daft cunt.

    • Nolan hack fraud asshole

      Griz is more obsessed with me than Nolan. Gets up at 9, runs to the comp to see how I schooled him. That Nolan is a whore was an obvious fraud, just ike Nolan when he pretended to be a filmmaker. Pwnd all you and trolled it so good. Nolan has the stupidest fans, lulz.

      • Griz

        NIAW: Umm . . people with jobs usually get up around 7am and then have to be at work by 9am, which is when we hit the internet. But you, my nolan loverboy, go to sleep while watcing Dark Knight Rises for the 3rd time around 6 or 7 in the morning . . . . then WAKE UP and around 12:30pm, then come here and start talking about how you ‘owned’ everybody . . . . apparently, not realizing that people stopped using that word ages ago, and its only use nowadays outs you as the cock hungry, spermaholic that you are. . . . I don’t know how much red bull you’re drinking to keep you up those late nights to avoid falling asleep and dreaming about Chris Nolan’s hairy balls, but its killing waaaay too many brain cells. Want some advice? Well here it is anyway: Just come out to your parents, NIAW. You’ll see they are both already used to you constantly disappointing them at every turn, in fact, your love of a british filmmakers’ cocks will be the least upsetting thing about their loser, jobless, stay at home son who can’t seem to do jack shit with his his worthless fucking life other than eating someone else’s food, staying in their house and being of absolutely no fucking use whatsoever.

      • Nolan is a whore

        Wow. I put it out to the internet audience: has anyone ever been gotten to as much as Griz? I’ve been on a lot of message boards and I’ve never seen anyone so pissed before. He REALLY likes Nolan.

      • Griz

        There is no internet audience, NIAW .. .. . just you and your lack of any real dream or purpose in life that keeps you coming back to message boards to flame other posters in hopes of getting even a semblance of emotion (positive, negative, it doesn’t matter . . .your loneliness will interpret either as companionship) . . . all the while leading to you having the biggest erection for Chris Nolan the world has ever seen. You want him, you thirst for his cock in every orifice in your body . . .and you know you can’t have him. . . which is why you keep coming back here again and again while i have an actually freaking job. .. . .OH, what’s that? You have something else to do with you life? I think your 2am, 3am and 6am posts prove otherwise.

      • Nolan is a whore

        @Griz, once again, you are right. I just watched Inception, and now I have a boner, within a boner, within a boner.

      • Griz

        You’re welcom bra, Wanna meet me at my dungeon where I keep the children I kidnap? We’re screening the DK trilogy. I get chills every time I see that scene with JGL leading all those boys onto that bus. Yum Yum.

  • evan

    McConaughey has been on a roll for the past two years. Brilliant casting to lead the movie if it comes to fruition.

  • Nolan is a whore

    Mr. Nolan sir, I only call you a whore because I just want you to be my whore.

  • Nolan is a whore

    Chrissy-poo, I’m sending you a map in the mail. This map will lead directly to my ass. Hop on the Batpod and get here as soon as you can!!!!!

    • Frat Boy

      Dope gay slurs brah. Me and me boys love Nolan in a legit no homo way.

  • Nolan is a whore

    @Griz: Well . . . i took your advice, and i finally did it: I came out to my parents, they were VERY supportive! Thank you so much for all your help, man! I swear i couldn’t have done it without you! Before i met you, i was a lonely, closeted, secretly in love nolan troll . . . and after a few days of chatting with you, i’m a proud, Gay man and i can’t WAIT to tell the world about my desire to have new experiences. Seriously! Notice how my speech resembles a normal human being, and i’m not saying unbelievably stupid shit like “gotten” or “schooled” like i experienced a brain injury in the 5th grade. . . . and notice how i got up this morning like a normal human being! That’s all you, bro! Its like a whole new world has opened up for my asshole, and i can’t wait to let everybody have their turn. I also thought about talking to my dad about my desire to engage in incest with him and his cock . .. but i think i’ll wait until he gets shitfaced in a couple of hours and make my intentions for his penis then. But most of all, THANK YOU, Griz! You’re a true friend. Hell, you’re the only true friend i’ve ever had, besides all Dark Knight trilogy dvds. God bless, bro.

    • Griz

      That was me again, lulz everyone. Did you see how I made him gay cause being gay is the worst insult imaginable? I mean gay is icky! eeeeeeew. Me and my other fifteen your old dad, high school drop outs aren’t “gay” when we pass each other’s kids around cause we’re teaching them to be men and stuff. Also, I rewatched the Dark Knight Rises and realizes only a crack addled monkey would find the plot coherent. I guess my brain don’t work so good ever since my ma poked me there with a coathanger when she tried and failed to abort me. lulz

  • Frankie

    I’ve been enjoying reading the back and forth between Griz and Nolan is. Nolan clearly schooled him but the whole thing has been a hoot. I’ve never seen someone as pissed off as Griz. Way to get his goat Nolan is a whore!

    • Nolan is a whore

      Really, NIAW? Talking to yourself AGAIN? How many people on this website do you think use words like “schooled” or “flexes out” or ” gotten to” in their daily vernacular? You understand that one of the reasons everybody on this website gets annoyed with you is because you’re like a 2 year old screaming for attention in a room full of grown-ups, right? In fact, much like a child who likes getting a rise out of people by farting really loud, most people back away from you out of disgust at how horribly your parents failed to raise you, while you stand there with a big smile (due to your limited understanding of how the world works) and assume you now have “power” over others . . . . when really, all everybody’s really doing is trying to get away from your stink. Which reminds me, how do you think Nolan’s cock tastes after he’s put it up your ass? And exactly how bad do you feel about your performance in our exchange that you have to invent somebody, just to make yourself feel like this is all going well for you?

      • Griz’s care giver

        Hello everyone,

        I’m the ward of the state in charge of Griz’s wellbeing. I apologize that he’s made such offensive remarks, racial and homophobic slurs. Griz is a sick boy who needs care and I severely failed in my duties by allowing near a computer. Please disregard any statements Griz may make or, his alter ego, Nolan is a whore. Griz often makes off colour remarks and then argues with himself on internet forums. He is a terrible ill child and I wish that you all give him the care and understanding he deserves. Thank you.

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