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After the jump you'll find a trailer that shouldn't be shown to people with a heart condition or women who are pregnant or nursing. Youtube user vadoskincheg [via The High Definite] has taken trailers for 50 different films and smashed together to create the most epic fucking trailer of all-time.  It's not for any particular movie.  It's not even for any movie.  It transcends movies.  It transcends comprehension and teeters somewhere between "miracle" and "abomination against God and man."  To make matters worse/better it's unclear whether this mega-trailer is parody or intended to be cool.  It definitely highlights the absurdity of epic moments divorced from context, but at the same time this roided-up trailer is really well cut together.  You vex me, vadoskincheg.

Hit the jump for trailer insanity.  Then pause afterwards and let your mind catch up.