Derrick Comedy, the genius minds behind one of 2009's best comedies, Mystery Team, have just debuted a new sketch called "Don't Jerk Off To This".  It's age-old wisdom but so many of us struggle to follow it on a daily basis.  You can check it out after the jump and you should.  Just remember not to jerk off to it.

As for Mystery Team, citizens of New York City will have the chance to see the film when it opens this Friday and they can buy tickets online right now at movietickets.com.  It's nice because it's not like NYC is great enough so this is a real treat for them.  As for me and my fellow Atlantans, there are now 273 people on Eventful demanding that the film come to our city.  I want to see if we can break at least 300 by the end of the week so click here and DEMAND IT.