Yahoo! Movies has a three new posters for “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” and while two of them are neat, the one with Starscream is just baffling. I mean, do I really need to know how well hung Decepticons are? Is Starscream’s cock his most destructive weapon? I just don’t know why you would put this on a poster and how the MPAA would let Paramount get away with it.
Okay, now some people may say “Dude, that’s his arm.” To which I would respond, “His arm is coming out of his crotch and has a mushroom-shaped head.” I mean, I understand that these movies are hyper-masculine but you have gone too far Mr. Bay! Think of the children! They will always feel inadequate because nothing will measure up to Starscream’s massive robot genitals.