New Posters: TRANSFORMERS – REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

     May 5, 2009


Written by Matt Goldberg


Yahoo! Movies has a three new posters for “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” and while two of them are neat, the one with Starscream is just baffling. I mean, do I really need to know how well hung Decepticons are? Is Starscream’s cock his most destructive weapon? I just don’t know why you would put this on a poster and how the MPAA would let Paramount get away with it.



Okay, now some people may say “Dude, that’s his arm.” To which I would respond, “His arm is coming out of his crotch and has a mushroom-shaped head.” I mean, I understand that these movies are hyper-masculine but you have gone too far Mr. Bay! Think of the children! They will always feel inadequate because nothing will measure up to Starscream’s massive robot genitals.



Check out the new posters below. “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” hits theatres on June 26th.






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