First Trailer for NURSE 3D Fetish Porn … Wait, It’s Not a Porn?

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If you’ve got a fetish for nurses than boy is today your day!  The first trailer for co-writer and director Douglas Aarniokoski’s Nurse 3D is now online.  The picture stars Paz de la Huerta (Enter the Void) as Abby, an unassuming nurse by day and a murderous man-eater by night.  When rookie nurse Danni (Katrina Bowden of 30 Rock) begins to suspect Abby of flaying the philanderers, she lands herself square in the crosshairs of the killer nurse.

Also starring Corbin Bleu, Boris Kodjoe and Judd Nelson, Nurse 3D opens in theaters and will be available on demand starting February 7th.  Hit the jump to check out the trailer.

Check out the first surprisingly SFW (more or less) trailer for Nurse 3D:

Here’s the official synopsis for Nurse 3D:

Nurse 3D is a thriller/horror film directed by Doug Aarniokoski and written by David Loughery starring Paz de la Huerta, Katrina Bowden, Corbin Bleu. By day Abby Russell is a dedicated nurse, someone you wouldn’t hesitate to trust your life with. But by night, her real work begins…using her smoldering sexuality she lures cheating men to their brutal deaths and exposes them for who they really are. When a younger nurse starts to suspect Abby’s actions and compromises her master plan, Abby must find a way to outsmart her long enough to bring the cheater you’d least expect to justice.


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  • Jimmy B

    What’s wrong with her face?

    • Nick

      Yeah man I’m glad it’s not just me… Really weird lookinglike something is wrong.

    • GrimReaper07

      You’re not alone, her face is really weird.

      • Leo Spaceman

        It doesn’t matter, Boobs.

    • Cooper

      That’s the kind of face women get when they’re way below their normal weight range. Same thing with her boney shoulders and stick arms.

    • TheMegaHomer

      Duh!…Its 3D!!!

  • thisguy

    Need to see redband trailer to determine if I will watch this in theaters, or the comfort of my own living room.

    • alk

      you and me both…

      • James VDB

        and some tissues

  • I Appreciate Real Movies

    This is the kind of movie Nolan haters think is high art. Or ironic art. Either way, they love this stuff, because at least they get it.

    • GrimReaper07

      I’m pretty sure no one thinks this is high art, not even those making it.

    • Kota Lancaster

      As someone who’s somewhere in between those, I don’t hate Nolan for sure but I don’t think he’s as great as the internet makes him out to be, I think this movie looks like horse shit. But at the same time I want to watch it to see if it’s hilariously terrible.

      • GrimReaper07

        Yeah, he isn’t one of the best filmmakers of all time like some people make him out to be, but he’s pretty great.

        Aaaaaand now I’ve officially commented too much on the Nurse 3D page.

      • Ben Wigler

        Not too much on the Nurse 3D page, just too much about a topic that has beaten to death and has no business here. There’s plenty to dissect about Nurse 3D, but tying it to the age old Nolan basher-vs-lover dilemma is ludicrous.

    • Ben Wigler

      Okay dude, I bring up Nolan a lot during these posts… but Christopher Nolan’s name has absolutely *no business* anywhere near this thread. Love him, hate him, this has nothing to do with him. Reading your post almost made me puke… He is not to be invoked on *every* thread dealing with cinema on the internet. Fully irrelevant.

    • lordjim

      this is the kind of stupid assumption only a nolanfanboy could make.personally i am not into nolan but he deserves better fans than this.

  • Kota Lancaster

    What gets me is they describe her as “unassuming nurse by day” but nothing about her seems unassuming during the day either. If murders started popping up in the hospital I think everyone would immediately start pointing fingers at her.

    • Ben Wigler

      Totally. The summary and poster, which have been out for ages, really led me to think that this would be something else. The whole single white female aspect of it was totally out of the blue for me when I saw the trailer. I’ll admit that I was very disappointed with the trailer. I was hoping for what you said, an unassuming nurse, probably very good at her job. …with a terrifying hobby at night. It seems like what we’ll be getting is just pure trash. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t think a movie called Nurse 3D would be high art, but I was hoping for at least something other than a paint-by-numbers picture, and this trailer makes Jennifer’s Body or Hostel look like Oscar bait. Hell, I was even ready for a grade C movie, but between the tired-as-hell premise, lazy ass ass production and barely-conscious Paz de la Huerta, this film looks like genuine garbage… and not even the kind of genuine garbage you’d find in Human Centipede.

  • tarek

    This is a tarantino meets Rodriguez meets Lars von trier movie.
    Teenagers will love it.

    • Ben Wigler

      This film is going to flop harder than Machete Kills, no doubt.

      • bork1138

        I highly doubt this will flop with me.

      • Ben Wigler

        Did you see Machete Kills?

      • bork1138

        No, but I’ve seen what encourages my erection, sir.

      • Benny G

        Walked in to that one :P

  • alk

    who the FCK would even agree to sleep with that bitch(that blonde musta been HAMMMMERRED!), unassuming NURSE MY ASS!!! if i was walking down the hall and had to look at that woman, i’d probably gag.

    • tarek

      the first look will be for the boobs and butt. plus you can put a bag on her face. not a big deal.

  • Yurine

    Isn’t this movie a year old?

  • Cooper

    Meh…A couple of generic skeletors. The blonde has zero hip to waist ratio. If I wanted something like that I’d look at my own pics when I was 12.

  • Guest

    Hell hath no fury like a lesbian scorned.

  • Thenos

    “than boy is today your day”. Come on, Dave, shape it up–you’re better then that! ;)

  • sense11

    looks like yummy fun

  • lordjim

    after seeing Paz de la Huerta naked in “control” and “enter the void” i can assure everybody that she is absolutely gorgous.and she had a relationship with orlando bloom and jack nicholson – now that´s range.but i surely don´t want to see the girlfriends of those guys in the forum who consider her face being strange because it doesn´t fit their boring standards – they are probably imaginary anyway.

    • brNdon

      I think you are in the minority. Her face definitely looks weird and her acting is definite awful in this trailer. She sounds like she is reading her lines at a 3rd grade level. She does have the ability to look good, but there is something off about her at the same time.

      • lordjim

        well,the trailer certainly does look terrible, i got no hopes for this one.

  • 80sRobot

    Paz appears in the current season of Eagleheart. She just oozes sensuality, and I say that as a good thing!

  • poppincherry

    Paz is a straight up drug head. And this trailer is laughable. I didn’t even finish watching the it. It also reeks of misogyny.

  • poppincherry

    Crap, carp and more crap. Straight to rental.

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