NYMPHOMANIAC: DIRECTOR’S CUT Teaser Breaks the NSFW Barrier

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Lars von Trier’s sexual epic Nymphomaniac was split into two parts upon its initial release (as Nymphomaniac: Volume I and Nymphomaniac: Volume II), it was also edited for content.  Though Von Trier gave his consent for that edit, he still held onto his plans to make a director’s cut of the film entitled Nymphomaniac: Director’s Cut.  And it looks like he’s prepping that cut for release, if this teaser is any indication.  Also, I need to tell you right now hat this teaser is NSFW.  You may think you know NSFW by now, but you don’t.  This kind of breaks both the NSFW barrier and my own brain when it comes to the amount of sexual content that can be crammed into 20 seconds.

Hit the jump to watch the teaser and click here to read Matt’s review of Volume I and here for his review of Volume II.  The film stars Charlotte Gainsbourg, Stellan Skarsgard, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Willem Dafoe, Uma Thurman, Christian Slater, Stacy Martin, Mia Goth, and Jean-Marc Barr.  There is no domestic release date for Nymphomaniac: Director’s Cut, but we’ll let you know when one pops up.  Again, please heed the NSFW warning.

Teaser via Zentropa:

Nymphomaniac: Director’s Cut Teaser

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  • Dan

    it’s a pornography.

    • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

      No it is not. It’s trashography

      • ScrabbleLover1

        “Trashography” isn’t even a word, sir.

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        Too late. I scrabbled for 99 points

      • great_knowerd

        its pee doodie in a hole. id eat that for one day!
        what great moment

    • mattinacan

      it’s an interesting film. not all that great, but it’s not a porno.

      • agent777

        Plenty of pornos have about as much plot as this did.

      • mattinacan

        you can’t even compare the two, the level of artistry and cinematography in nymphomaniac. like i said it’s pretty mediocre, but no porno.

      • Falco

        Or maybe it’s a brilliantly made and polished porno. Ultimately you’re arguing semantics with trolls. All of these comments and NONE of them are actually discussing the film.

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        discussing what ? the color of semen ?

      • RHCPfan

        I’m pretty sure semen is just one color.

        Potatoes.

      • MJ

        I can just see this discussed in film school…

        “OK, who can tell me the difference between what the director meant in the fisting scene versus the finger anal insertion scene?”

      • Falco

        Trolls have won the comments section of this page. Not sure what I was thinking when I decided to chime in here. I didn’t think my life could get lower than when I decided to jerk off with my own tears while watching Nymphomaniac, but it did – I decided to be a commenter on a Collider article. Goddamn, my life is sad…

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        Jerking off with tears… That’s very poetic…Very Lars Von Trierian

      • Seanly

        Were they sweet tears or salty tears, just wondering? Thanks!

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        it’s all a matter of taste.

      • Seanly

        Thats true. I was just wondering though.

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        Technically, salty tears are abrasive for penises. so I wouldn’t advice jerking off with salty tears unless it is under the rain.

        All those F… moments. will be lost in time, like jerking off with tears in rain. Time to die

      • Seanly

        I understand. You make a good point, tarek. I imagine sweet tears would be more messy?

      • R0yBatty

        Hey, that’s my line.

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        You’re the best Roy.

      • R0yBatty

        I like what you did with it.

      • R0yBatty

        I like what you did with it.

      • chevy357

        sweet Blade Runner reference!

      • agent777

        People who disagree with you = Troll.

      • TrueFilmAficianado

        Lars von Trier is the best filmmaker in the history of cinema.

      • toolbag

        No, i am not part of yer LOSER internet trend terminology world u FUCK

      • MJ

        What a whining baby. Instead of actually addressing people’s comments, you just go straight to the “troll” name-calling card.

        WEAK !!!

      • Bili Vegas

        lars von trier is about as exciting as lard on bread. christopher nolan is way better

      • lord jim

        Christopher Nolan?Nothing against a little escapist cinema, but Nolan is truly boring compared to von Trier who actually tries to do something that hasn´t been there before, while Nolan follows the rules of Blockbuster cinema, that can be enjoyable, but is certainly too predictable to be exciting (Memento being the only exception to that rule).What´s next, why don´t you compare Gore Verbinski to Jim Jarmusch, or Michael Bay to David Lynch?

      • Mike L.

        it was really graphic, but its interesting to see the role reversals in this movie, regarding the female perspective vs the traditional male perspective. what are your thoughts on the gender dynamics between the characters?

      • agent777

        Haha, we are it’s just not going your way.

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        “you’re arguing semantics with trolls. ”

        this is called semantics of semen.

      • Penis

        …on your face

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        Let’s face it. You’re a semen seminarian.

      • vaginis

        troll semen semantics of troll houses, i think

      • Bili Vegas

        your mom discusses the film

      • Bili Vegas

        your mom discusses the film

      • agent777

        Clearly you havn’t seen the masterpiece, Ron Jeremy’s Dracula.

      • in a nutshell

        or Dario Argento’s Dracula. Argento is the best director ever to grow legs. End of story.

      • Tim

        How is a movie that involves a girl getting double teamed by two black dudes with massively erect penises and shows everything not pornography?

      • mattinacan

        a pig with personality ceases to be a filthy animal

    • kemo

      it’s actually silliness. A lot of spit too

      • megadeth712

        the only thing that’s silly are the trolls here arguing how to label the film

    • sense

      its a bad movie, not a porno

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        It’s a bad porno.

      • Chamber

        Di you even see it? No? Then STFU.

      • Chamber

        Di you even see it? No? Then STFU.

      • Travis Gowen

        It’s art…get it?

      • Travis Gowen

        It’s art…get it?

    • GrimReaper07

      I only saw the first film and it was great. That said, this trailer seems excessive.

    • Blind_Boy_Grunt_1235

      You’re a reductive.

      • Dan

        You’re a person whose tending to present a subject or problem in a simplified form, especially one viewed as crude.

      • Fresh Prince of Con Air

        wtf? can sum1 explain what a reductive is please. is tht like an insult. like a reductive organ type thing?

    • Frieberg4Gov

      no its totally is

    • Phil-Losopher

      “T’wat is porn but an inkling thought once believed.”
      -Dr. Jeremy Whittemore

    • Phil-Losopher

      “T’wat is porn but an inkling thought once believed.”
      -Dr. Jeremy Whittemore

    • WockerDaw

      If I can’t wack off to it, then it ain’t porn.

    • WockerDaw

      If I can’t wack off to it, then it ain’t porn.

  • Cpt Rex Kramer

    Yeah, you could say that trailer is not safe for work.

  • mattinacan

    my work is cool with this

  • Tim

    Did anyone count how many penises were in that trailer? Because there were a bunch.

  • Falco

    Who gives a fuck whether it’s a porno or not. Like it’s been said before – Nymphomaniac is a good film. It’s challenging and controversial by its head-on approach to sexual diversity. If that sort of thing turns you off, then don’t see it. If there’s pornos with this much character depth and subject matter, then they should be applauded as well. For those whining critics who negatively simplify this film down to a pornography, we have to assume you’re a conservative who’s uncomfortable with sexuality.

    For those interested in seeing Nymphomaniac, I highly recommend setting the time aside to watch both parts back-to-back. Or just wait until the director’s cut.

    • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

      If you make it back-to-back, you’ll never experience an orgasm.

    • MJ

      You must be so proud of this teaser trailer then for the director’s cut. We can all just tell from this trailer what a monumentally ground breaking film this in. The artful BJ’s and the subliminal fistings. What an achievement.

      • Falco

        You’re offended. We get it. Go troll somewhere else.

      • why?!?!

        shame on you Falco for feeding the trols!

      • MJ

        LOL — you are Falco me thinks.

      • DaveChappelle

        You’re probably right. If you look at his posts on other articles, there’s a clear pattern. Falco is a known schizophrenic and has been banned from various movie related forums.

      • turtlepower-up

        is this the real Dave Chappelle? big fan of your work, man!

      • Rubix3

        I’m 90% sure that’s not the real Chappelle, idiot. Why the fuc* would he be on here? Try thinking with your big head and not your small head.

      • uh, duh

        definitely someone under the name Chappelle and not the comedian himself. duh

      • xenolover2001

        Your name is MJ because you dont know the other 23 letters of the alphbet!

      • SomeGuy

        No, sir. I believe you are offended by an opposing viewpoint. Some think it is porn. Some think it is art. The end.

      • Falco

        I’m confused by the fact that you’re all arguing over something as shallow as semantics. “It’s porn!”, “No, it’s art!” – who the fuck cares? Suddenly you’re all interested in linguistics?

        I’m confused, but I shouldn’t be. Collider is no place to discuss movies, or anything. These conversations should happen face-to-face. So for that I apologize for stepping onto troll turf. And with that I bid you all farewell.

      • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

        Solong Maltese Falco

      • Rubix3

        heheh… you said “long”

      • MJ

        Wow, what a cop-out…you CONVENIENTLY leave before having to address others comments on your post.

        Have more confidence in your own views, dude, and stop being so insensitive just because everyone does not agree with you or submit to your discussion mandates.

      • Orange Crush

        “Cop-Out” is the funniest Kevin Smith movie! Chris Tucker is funny as sh*t!

      • DaveChappelle

        Dude, relax. No one is here to get all intellectuallized. We’re just here to talk about movies and have a good time. If you’re looking for serious talk then go talk to a college or something. But I guess you want yourself to leave when the conversation was starting to get deep. Real nice.

      • Your_Mama1

        Run away little boy.

      • cafeteriafood

        is that a reference to the song?

      • lord jim

        You can´t really talk about opposing viewpoints in this case, because the difference between people who think it´s a porn movie and people who don´t think it´s a porn movie, is that the former have only seen the trailer, while the latter have seen the movie.That the trailer sells it like a porn movie doesn´t make it easier, but nowadays people should have learned that you cannot judge a movie by it´s trailer, and that people who have seen a movie are a far more reliable source than a trailer could ever be.

      • MJ

        I heard the same supposed logic about Blue is the Warmest Color, and then watched it — well, it was a very high quality porn movie with a 69 with two cute girls, etc. etc. Hardly a cinematic achievement.

        Fool me one, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

      • lord jim

        I haven´t seen Blue is the Warmest Color so I cannot comment on that one.Also I didn´t hear anybody comparing it to Nymphomaniac – it would be hard to believe, because Nymphomaniac is a very unique movie.I don´t think you would argue about that, even if it wasn´t your cup of tea.I´d understand though if someone would compare the approach of going wild (in cinematic terms, not in sexual ;)) might be comparable to what Tarantino did with Kill Bill – eventough they are very different beasts they both have a postmodern approach – where Tarantino uses Kung Fu movies and graphic novels, von Trier uses Tarkovsky and Dostojewski, and little details like a very weird, actually funny reference to Antichrist involving a balcony, that kept my jaw open, because I couldn´t believe he would do anything like it.I don´t think it´s von Trier´s best work (he did lose the focus in the second part, the episode with Willem Dafoe was rather unneccessary), but it might be his bravest in cinematic terms (again not in sexual terms).That a lot of people won´t see it because of the marketing might be von Trier´s own fault, but it was certainly one of the most interesting and freshest movies I have seen last year.

      • lord jim

        I haven´t seen Blue is the Warmest Color so I cannot comment on that one.Also I didn´t hear anybody comparing it to Nymphomaniac – it would be hard to believe, because Nymphomaniac is a very unique movie.I don´t think you would argue about that, even if it wasn´t your cup of tea.I´d understand though if someone would compare the approach of going wild (in cinematic terms, not in sexual ;)) might be comparable to what Tarantino did with Kill Bill – eventough they are very different beasts they both have a postmodern approach – where Tarantino uses Kung Fu movies and graphic novels, von Trier uses Tarkovsky and Dostojewski, and little details like a very weird, actually funny reference to Antichrist involving a balcony, that kept my jaw open, because I couldn´t believe he would do anything like it.I don´t think it´s von Trier´s best work (he did lose the focus in the second part, the episode with Willem Dafoe was rather unneccessary), but it might be his bravest in cinematic terms (again not in sexual terms).That a lot of people won´t see it because of the marketing might be von Trier´s own fault, but it was certainly one of the most interesting and freshest movies I have seen last year.

      • MJ

        I heard the same supposed logic about Blue is the Warmest Color, and then watched it — well, it was a very high quality porn movie with a 69 with two cute girls, etc. etc. Hardly a cinematic achievement.

        Fool me one, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

      • MJ

        I’m not offended at all. I just prefer my porn to be legitimate porn, not masquerading as an “art film” just because it’s directed by some over-inflated, self-important director that the cinema elite types worship.

      • lord jim

        It´s the other way round – this is an art movie masquerading as porn in it´s marketing.If you are looking for a porn movie you are in for a surprise.This trailer just plays with that expectation.I didn´t know that somebody has to be an elite type to enjoy interesting movies by the way.

      • MairzyToates

        Well said, lord jim. You’re clearly more mature than anyone who has commented on this page. Thank you for your well-articulated thoughts, as they’re clearly too few and far between on this site. =)

      • lord jim

        Thank you kindly.

      • MJ

        Sure Falco…whoops…I mean MairzyToates….

        LOL

      • Bili Vegas

        what kind of name is falco? more like fal-cant!

      • Bili Vegas

        what kind of name is falco? more like fal-cant!

      • MJ

        Sure Falco…whoops…I mean MairzyToates….

        LOL

      • http://www.beatific-design.com Beatific

        Subliminal Fistings? I liked their first album but their second not so much.

      • http://www.beatific-design.com Beatific

        Subliminal Fistings? I liked their first album but their second not so much.

  • Jim

    I work at home, and I’m not sure this is even suitable for my work place. Good thing my girlfriend didn’t make a surprise visit during those 20 seconds.

    • Falco

      It’s definitely shocking how uncensored even the theatrical cut is. But as long as you’re not sitting there jerking it while watching it, you shouldn’t feel like you have to hide watching it. It’s really well made, albeit controversial, but there’s more than enough narrative and character development to justify at least one viewing.

      • Pernell Whitaker

        OK falco, we get it. You enjoy porn and you’re not afraid to say it. I just wish Lars had cast Carmen Hayes in this…

      • Falco

        I agree with you that Captain America: The Winter Soldier was much more entertaining. However Whitaker, I think Guardians of the Galaxy was way more entertaining than TWS, imo.

      • DuckRogers

        GotG = best movie of the year! WAY better than Nymphomaniac

      • Pernell Whitaker

        I absolutely hated Cap 2. Loved GOTG. So I agree with you.

      • superman94

        Wintersoldier was way better than Spiderman tho. but Spiderman wasnt really as good as Nymphomaniac i think

    • Spanky

      Why would you NOT want her to visit during those 20 seconds?

      Some of you must lead very boring sex lives…

  • Jeff

    Wow, out of this world. Not a lot of teaser trailers leave me speechless, but this one takes the cake.

  • Perd Hapley

    Perd Hapley: Brandi, how would you define pornography?
    Brandi Maxxx: For me, it’s when the penis goes in.

    • Brandi Maxx

      “OHHHHHHHH Im such a hot pornographer! Touch my boobies!”

      -during the filming of one of her movies

  • MJ

    LOL. I remember some one here was trying to claim that this movie was not about sex. Perhaps that could be true, but this teaser trailer is marketing this as a porn movie. No doubt about it.

    Lars needs $$$$

    • Falco

      Of course this movie is about sex.

    • GrimReaper07

      I remember saying it was obviously about sex but that it wasn’t porn.

      • MJ

        The film may not be, but this teaser for the directors cut certainly is porn. They are marketing this for the almighty dollar. I thought your admired director Lars was more of an artist than this?

      • Planet Smasher

        Haven’t seen all of his movies, but Melancholia was amazing! Really depressing, but I guess that makes sense with the end of the world. What a spectacular way for the world to end though!

      • lord jim

        yeah sure, Lars von Trier certainly thought an unrated five hour artfilm with explicit sex scenes is gonna bring in the money!Happens all the time, lol.

  • goatman45

    wen does Aladin released on bluray?

    • ManFisherman

      I think it’s been out, but only region 2. Does anyone know if that was an official Disney release (the region 2 blu)?

      • dreamwarriors

        WTF?! Why are you asking on this article? Hahaha. Anyways, Im not sure if that was an official Disney realese or not. I wish theyd release it in region 1 though! Aladdin is one of my favorite Disney movies ever, along with Lion King and Hercules :)

      • Vanderbleek

        Hercules is already out on bluray, fyi. It was released officially a couple weeks ago. I have it, you should get it if you like that movie. Looks AMAZING on bluray

      • I release you!

        My thoughts exacytl! Haha! I clicked here bc i was curious about this trailer and saw this comment and i kinda forgot about the trailer! LOL. Count me in as another vote for an OFFICIAL Aladdin release! If you’re reading this Disney we want Aladdin!!!

      • zack_attack!

        dont forget little mermaid. and peter pan. both r out tho

      • UmbrellaCORPS

        fuck the region 2 blu. doesnt have no special transfer like beauty and the beast blu has. id wait to get the diamond one

      • markymark

        there is no release date yet foor region 1

      • markymark

        there is no release date yet foor region 1

      • gradstudent_88

        No, that was not an official release

      • gradstudent_88

        No, that was not an official release

    • CottageCheeseCake

      Aladdin is one of the best Disney movies ever. RIP Robin Williams. We’ll never have a friend like you…

      • harvey

        thats a bad pun, man. i think its too soon for jokes like that

    • flapjackpat96

      i already own it, but im in the uk

      • ManFisherman

        Dman you! Lucky! :( Guess I need to get a all region bluray player.

      • ManFisherman

        *Damn

      • steelbook collector

        Didnt they release it on steelbook?

    • chosen1

      And Spirited Away?

      • italianstallian

        Is Spirited Away that horse movie? I liked that one

      • Ian Malcolm

        I think I laughed too hard at that.

      • Ian Malcolm

        I think I laughed too hard at that.

    • MairzyToates

      Officially the funniest comment I’ve seen on Collider.

      In regards to when they’re releasing it from the vault, I hope soon! It’s long overdue for diamond edition treatment.

    • Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite

      Rest in Paece, Robin Williams. You were always my favorite comedian, and still will be. Thanks for the laughs

      • bluevelvet82

        definitely favorite. RIP Robin Williams!!!

    • OnTheMoney Reviews

      R.I.P. Robin Williams!

    • zack_attack!

      rip robin williams!!

  • George

    I just happened to see this last night on Netflix. It was stupid. No interest in seeing part 2. Seemed like a group of people used the excuse of making a movie to get together and do lots of sex on film.

    • Steelers4life

      whut you think about the penises?

      • Spanky

        Wiener wiener wiener wiener… wiener! wiener! wiener!

      • Maid In Massachussets

        Patriots all the way! #tombrady23

      • Maid In Massachussets

        Patriots all the way! #tombrady23

      • George

        That part was nasty. Glad mine don’t look like those

  • ZackSnyderRules

    this film is educational. i learnt what a pennis looks like and a vagina looks liek.

  • Soarin eagles

    Psh, this is nothing more than a film for grown-ups.

  • James Franco

    So when are you guys uploading the screen shots for this teaser?

    • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

      This Is the End… Franco is here.

      • James Franco

        Fuck yeah…I’m trying to make an artistic porno movie called the iCloud hack rises!!

  • Dr. Peen

    One peen. Two peen. Red peen. Blue peen.

  • Mike L.

    i didnt love it, but it had some interesting ideas. one of the last lines made by skarsgards character about how she assumed the opposite gender role was interesting. definitely made me think about how women are called ‘sluts’ for sleeping around, but men are just ‘being a guy’. never thought about that before but its true. i remember seeing that kinda stuff all the time in school

    • MairzyToates

      I haven’t seen the movie, but if there’s themes like that in it, then people are unjustly discrediting this movie. That “slut”/”guy being a guy” double-standard is all too relevant, but I don’t recommend you push the subject much further on the internet! It usually leads to an e-riot.

      Best to pack up your social awareness and take it to the academics. The internet is no place for such nonsense, Mike L.!

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  • TrueFilmAficianado

    Lars von Trier is the best filmmaker in the history of cinema. Period.

    • theseeker7

      If “history of cinema” is defined as European filmmakers with the initials LVT, I agree with you 100%.

      • TrueFilmAficianado

        Well let’s face it, I AM a true film aficianado, so I know what I’m talking about more than any of these other commenters.

      • theseeker7

        hmm… good point. I mean, it IS right there in your name, so… that obviously settles that lol

      • TrueFilmAficianado

        lol, you’re a good sport, old sport =)

      • theseeker7

        hey, you’re the true aficianado, I’m still just seeking… I know when I’m bested.

      • TrueFilmAficianado

        When I go to Starbucks to contemplate the meaning of life, I tell the baristas my name is TrueFilmAficianado. So when I’m sitting there next to the window with my white Apple headphones, the whole world can see who I am just by reading my coffee cup.

      • dave matthews band

        Only hipsters drink Starbucks

      • the king of comedy

        troll

      • the king of comedy

        troll

  • theseeker7

    There’s no rational argument that can be made to me to say that double-vaginal or double-anal isn’t at least a little bit gay. I mean, I don’t care what sort of orifice they happen to be going into at the time, it’s two dudes not just touching their junk to each others, but like seriously MASHING it together.

    • sexy time!

      it depends… are they aroused by each others penises, or by the vagine they are entering?

    • MatthewHampshire

      using a urinal is way more gay. i mean, youre standing next to another guy with his wang out. WTF

    • gangster101

      Touching dicks dont make you gay. It all depends where you blow your load that makes you gay.

      • Silence of the Peens

        liek if you shoot jizz into another guys peehole. that makes you gay, i think…

      • Silence of the Peens

        an a little tongue comes outta the peehole and licks its lips and says “yum”. then its gay

      • optimus_primo

        Your mom should have blew her load in a garbage.

      • optimus_primo

        Your mom should have blew her load in a garbage.

  • TheHolyRoad

    Anyone know if they’re going to release a PG-13 version? I hope so because I’m not into all that sex stuff, but I really want to see this movie.

    • ruralite

      check out CleanFlicks. they put out some good stuff. I grew up watching them

    • http://tarek-to-verso.over-blog.com/ tarek

      If they will make a PG-13, you will see only the end credits

      • TheHolyRoad

        Darn, that doesn’t seem good. Tarek, do you think they will release this year? Ruralite, the last clean film I saw are American Pie 2 and 8 Mile

      • TheHolyRoad

        Darn, that doesn’t seem good. Tarek, do you think they will release this year? Ruralite, the last clean film I saw are American Pie 2 and 8 Mile

  • predictablewankers

    LOOK AT ALL the comments what a bunch of pathetic losers MEN scouring the internet for sexual stuff…..loooooooooooooosers

    • jaialaike

      Rammstein song rocks though!

    • margin walker

      judgement. i love it. on the other hand, go f–k yourself.

  • Colin Christian

    Anyone but Charlotte. She takes the sexy out of sexy. Like a frightened turtle.

  • Colin Christian

    Anyone but Charlotte. She takes the sexy out of sexy. Like a frightened turtle.

  • Colin Christian

    Trier is not one of my favorite directors. Melancholia was very self centered,and I do think he uses Gainsbourg just to piss everyone off,me especially.

    • rebelyell85

      i agree. wheres that?

    • rebelyell85

      i agree. wheres that?

  • Colin Christian

    Trier is not one of my favorite directors. Melancholia was very self centered,and I do think he uses Gainsbourg just to piss everyone off,me especially.

  • Ian Malcolm

    I thought it was pretty decent. The exploration of the idea that something you are born with like sexuality can end up ruining your life.

  • JoeyHollywood1Fan

    it wasnt as boring or dumb as i thought it was going to be. glad i saw it though

  • Jager2

    Goddamnit, did I just see Le Beef’s dick? Ugh.

  • Jager2

    Goddamnit, did I just see Le Beef’s dick? Ugh.

  • Lee Harvey Cobblepot

    I’m 12 and what is this?

    • avid_fan4

      where babies come from. movies.

    • avid_fan4

      where babies come from. movies.

      • Lee Harvey Cobblepot

        never heard of it.

      • Lee Harvey Cobblepot

        never heard of it.

  • Lee Harvey Cobblepot

    I’m 12 and what is this?

  • Chamber

    Looks like I’ll be watching this film a second time.

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  • Ruprect

    Better film stock and lighting, an actual script with a story, a (chuckle) “visionary” director and famous actors does not change a thing. This is a porn flick.

    • bloodysunday74

      and a partridge in a pear tree

    • bloodysunday74

      and a partridge in a pear tree

  • timothyzila

    Jesus Christ. The theatrical version was almost ‘tame’ in an odd sense (in that, for all the sex that occurred, none of it was very explicit). I’m surprised at how different this looks.

  • Δημήτρης

    Lars von Trier, go kill your self, and save the world from your present!!!
    You are the most sick director ever…

  • Δημήτρης

    Lars von Trier, go kill your self, and save the world from your present!!!
    You are the most sick director ever…

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