First Clip from Lars Von Trier’s NYMPHOMANIAC

     June 28, 2013


The first clip has been released for Lars Von Trier’s upcoming two-part drama, NymphomaniacCharlotte Gainsbourg stars as Joe, a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac who recounts her life story to Seligman (Stellan Skarsgard), an old, charming bachelor who finds Jo beaten up in an alley.  Joe then recounts to him the story of her erotic life, from birth to the age of fifty.  Nymphomanaic will be broken up into eight chapters spread across two films.  This clip is from Chapter One, “The Compleat Angler”, and has young Joe (Stacy Martin) and her friend “B” (Sophie Kennedy Clark) preparing to have sex a couple boys in exchange for chocolate.  I hope at the very least it’s good chocolate and not something horrible like Milk Duds.  Milk Duds aren’t even worth a handjob.

Hit the jump to check out the clip.  The film also stars Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Connie Nielsen, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Jean-Marc Barr, and Udo KierNymphomaniac will be released Christmas Day in Denmark.  Magnolia will distribute the movie in the U.S., but we don’t know if they’ll be distributing both the hardcore and the softcore versions.


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  • Zoltan

    wow they got really creative with that poster not!

    • A-Man



      go watch White House Down, knucklefucker.

    • jjlouis

      they actually did…

  • Muertos

    Those women look old enough to buy their own chocolates. Why would they have sex for it… must be Belgian Milk Duds.

  • Jay

    Is this the film that Shia LaBeouf has unsimulated sex in? ‘Cause I want to make sure I don’t accidentally see that.

    • Ernst

      He wanted that so much, almost urged for it. Thats the impression I got of an interview and a naked music video he took part in.

      But in the end they shot the same way they did in Antichrist: body doubles.

  • Hop

    An open letter to Lars von Trier:

    Dear Lars,

    Please stop making movies.

    Love, the public.

    • Think first, type after

      An open response to a smartass:

      Dear smartass,

      If they public wouldnt want to see his movies, nobody would pay to distribute them…

      Love, a beautiful mind.

  • Julio Navas

    ¨Milk Duds aren’t even worth a handjob¨ That´s it Goldberg. You are a horrible ¨writer¨.

    • Jack Inthebox

      Perhaps Matt rubs you the wrong way?

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  • Admiral Ackbar

    I’m glad you draw the line at giving out handjobs for Milk duds, Goldberg. But what about the rumors about you, blowjobs, and Raisinets?

    • Strong Enough

      why? would you like a blowjob from Matt?

      • Admiral Ackbar


      • Strong Enough

        so the blowjob was so-so?

  • Alan Burnett

    “I hope at the very least it’s good chocolate and not something horrible like Milk Duds. Milk Duds aren’t even worth a handjob” I can’t wait for the same level of emotional maturity in the Goldberg review. There is nothing so embarrassing as an emotional adolescent writing about a sexually explicit drama.

  • sense11

    Some chocolate in exchange for those chicks, sure why not

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