You can keep your Valentine’s Day. The film I want to see on March 26 is I Love You Phillip Morris starring Jim Carrey, Ewan Mcgregor, Leslie Mann, and Rodrigo Santoro. The film received lots of love at last year’s Sundance Film Festival and I think it’s great that such big name actors like Carrey and McGregor are willing to go gay for such a bizarre-yet-charming-looking romantic comedy.
The official trailer for the movie has come online and it’s approved for all audiences. This means it has significantly less butt-sex than is actually in the movie. Make no mistake, Phillip Morris is a very R-rated film but it also looks very funny. How do I know there’s lots of butt-sex? Because that’s what people who have seen the film told me and they even show a little bit of it in this French trailer (but nothing graphic). They also show Carrey and McGregor kissing because they treat their audiences like they’re adults while apparently Americans are all squeamish children who like our homosexuals as long as we don’t see any act that would define them as homosexuals (sorry, but flamboyant attitudes, an eye for fashion and style, and other stereotypical behaviors do not make someone gay; having a physical attraction solely towards a member of the same sex makes someone gay).
I’ve included both trailers after the jump along with the official synopsis. I Love You Phillip Morris opens March 26.
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For those just tuning in, here’s the official synopsis for I Love You Phillip Morris:
I Love You Phillip Morris is the improbable but true story of a spectacularly charismatic conman’s journey from small-town businessman to flamboyant white-collar criminal, who repeatedly finds himself in trouble with the law and on the lam, brilliantly escaping from the Texas prison system on four separate occasions – all in the name of love.
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so matt is obviously gay. Didnt know this until i read your post above. seriously, what is it with you and your constant attack on american audiences?
Go live in france if its that bad here.
He's kind of got a point. Middle America is ridiculously homophobic.
I actually don't think the movie is still slated to open in February. Believe it may be a bit later now…
According to Box Office Mojo, that's the current release date: http://boxofficemojo.com/schedule/
i wont see this. im a homophobe just like i dont like poop.
Liberal America is ridiculously bigoted towards middle America.
What are you talking about? I said “Americans”. We're all in the same country. I do think Hollywood should trust American attitudes towards on screen relationships between two men as they would between a man and a woman. Some folks would freak out, obviously, but I think the rest of us would just shrug and say, “This looks like it could be a funny movie.” But the MPAA rates these trailers and showing two dudes kissing is apparently a no-no.
Yes he has a point. And what is “middle America”?
i wont see this. im a homophobe just like i dont like poop.
Liberal America is ridiculously bigoted towards middle America.
What are you talking about? I said “Americans”. We're all in the same country. I do think Hollywood should trust American attitudes towards on screen relationships between two men as they would between a man and a woman. Some folks would freak out, obviously, but I think the rest of us would just shrug and say, “This looks like it could be a funny movie.” But the MPAA rates these trailers and showing two dudes kissing is apparently a no-no.
Yes he has a point. And what is “middle America”?
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