Red-Band Trailer for PIRANHA 3DD

     March 19, 2012


A red-band trailer for Piranha 3DD has gone online.  Like the first movie, the sequel is all about boobs and blood, but this trailer is mostly about the former rather than the latter.  Yes, the trailer has plenty of killer-fishy menace, but don’t expect seeing any gruesome kills.  Instead, expect to see lots of bare breasts, and I assume no one will complain about that.

Hit the jump to check out the red-band trailer.  The film stars Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Chris Zylka, Meagan Tandy, Katrina Bowden, David Koechner, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Lloyd, Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer, and Gary BuseyPiranha 3DD currently does not have a release date.

Here’s the official synopsis for Piranha 3DD:

Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped? Shot in 3-D and feauturing Esquire Magazine’s “2011 Sexiest Woman Alive,” Katrina Bowden and the return of Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer and Ving Rhames alongside fresh bait Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff, the film that took an $80 Million bite out of the box office is back for more…only this time it has double the terror and double the D!


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  • bwatt
  • Pragmator

    Bwahahahaha … okay. This is probably going to be hilarious.

    “Bring me my legs.”

  • Jordan N.

    I think the opening is wrong. This trailer, and movie, is for immature audiences only.

    • Dis Dik

      Dont be a twat

      • Bob

        You’re the twat if you’re actually defending this piece of shit Hollywoodized garbage. Seriously, you consumers watch stupid SHIT nowadays and Hollywood is just pumping out generic steaming piles of shit for you to eat.

  • tweek

    David Hasselhoff and Doc Brown and Double DDs. Hell yeah!!!! Looks like fun!

  • Brian

    Didn’t Ving Rhames die in the first one?

  • WouldHitThatHard

    Those are some of the best looking breasts I’ve ever seen. That is all.

  • Yo Bro

    Bob has a twat. That was awesome. I will be there opening day

  • Jos

    Stupid trailer …. more than less gonna be a stupid film … mite as well be sum dodgy fishy porno!!! the last film was rubbish … double dd’s ha ha ha fake boobs … !!!! stupid dumb audience if ur gonna go pay to watch this shit…. i mean why do people back these silly films … so downgrading to women …. dont u respect the women form … would you like it if sum1 looked at ur mum or sis like u do at these girls … i mean u dnt even she the girls face jus her breasts … like a piece of meat … nasty!!