If you were eagerly awaiting the title for Pirates of the Caribbean 5, I personally don’t understand that. In any case, you no longer have to wait because This Is Infamous is reporting that the full title for the fifth Pirates movie will be Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. If the film is as bad as the last one, I’m sure there will be a rush on lame review headlines reading: “Dead Men Tell Bad Tales” or “This Is a Tale That Shouldn’t Have Been Told”. If the film is a success, well, I’m a bit skeptical considering how much I disliked On Stranger Tides. And if Tell No Tales is just as bad and just as big of a box office hit, I’ll stand by for the sixth movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Who Gives a Shit.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is set to open on July 10, 2015. Johnny Depp will return to star, Jeff Nathanson (Rush Hour 3) wrote the screenplay, and Kon-Tiki‘s Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg will direct.