Written by Nicole Pedersen
I am not going to call you lame if you have never heard of the sketch comedy team "The Whitest Kids U'Know". I will, however, think you are lame but I won't say it to your face. Go to YouTube right now and check them out, it will be worth your time. You can also see them on the IFC channel - if you are lucky enough to still be able to afford premium cable service.

OK, about a month ago Matt posted the trailer for "Miss March", a film that stars two of those white kids you don't know, and today we have the red band version – submitted for your approval. The naughty trailer has all the funny of the SFW version, but with a lot more sucking and fucking thrown in… and, surprisingly enough, that added raunch actually helped clarify some plot points for me – and yes, a movie featuring guys who sing about boners DOES have a plot!

In case you're lame (oopps) and still have no idea what I am talking about here is the general idea behind the movie:

"Miss March" tells the story of a young man (Zach Creggers) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart has since become a naked centerfold in a men's magazine. He and his sex-crazed best friend (Trevor Moore) decide to take a cross- country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine's legendary headquarters and win back the girl.

"Miss March" hits theatres on March 13th