SEASON OF THE WITCH Blu-ray Review

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You’ve got to hand it to Nicolas Cage: while age peers Brad Pitt and Sean Penn refuse to work on anything but highbrow, Malick-ian fare and Tom Cruise rejects any role that doesn’t reflect his Level VII OT superhuman awesomeness, Cage willingly rolls around in the muck of any and all genres, with even the most dubious of filmmaking talent. In the past year alone, he’s starred in the action/horror hybrid Drive Angry, the family friendly The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, the meta-comic book movie Kick-Ass and the gritty drama The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Seriously, you’ve got to love this guy for working so much. He’s like a hungry immigrant but with the net worth of his fatherland. (well, before back taxes).  Continued after the jump.

Too bad most of his recent flicks have been utter crap (Kick-Ass aside). But hey, at least the guy embraces genre filmmaking. Can you imagine Sean Penn deigning to take part in Witch? (Although, from the looks of the posters for the upcoming This Must Be the Place, he’d make a terrifying one). Anyway, when I sat down to watch Season of the Witch, I knew it bombed with critics and audiences. Still, I hoped to find something worth championing about it on behalf of our hard working, genre-friendly leading man. Sadly, however, even camp value eludes this badly acted, scare-free disaster.

season-of-the-witch-blu-rayWitch’s main problem is that it’s not really much of a horror movie. In fact, it’s more of a traditional knight’s tale with horror elements thrown in, none of which elicit much fright. In the film, Cage plays a 14th century knight who defects from the Crusades after realizing the holy war might not be so holy. He’s joined in his defection by a quipping sidekick played by fanboy favorite Ron Perlman (Hellboy, Blade 2). When the twosome return to their homeland, they discover everyone’s got nasty, bulbous growths on their faces, including Cardinal D’Ambroise (played by Cage’s hot mess horror-lovin’ spiritual godfather Christopher Lee), who blames the burgeoning Black Plague on a young woman accused of witchcraft. Cardinal Whatever assigns Cage and Perlman to deliver the witchy girl to a remote abbey where monks will perform a cleansing ritual. From this point on, the story becomes a sort of odd mash-up of knight’s journey and Exorcist movie (well, bad Exorcist prequel movie).

A major problem with the film is that none of the cast attempts any sort of period dialect or manner. Both Cage and Perlman enact jarringly anachronistic performances with flat American accents. Performance issues can probably be blamed on director Dominic Sena, who was apparently too busy filling his frames with wholly unnecessary CG. Overreliance on CG is another one of the film’s biggest shortcomings. It’s especially egregious during the third act, when the film’s ultimate villain is unveiled. I won’t reveal who or what said villain is, but let’s just say he/she/it’s one of the most unfrightening combinations of one’s and zero’s ever put on screen (and yes, I’ve seen Van Helsing). Come on, Sena! Everyone’s going organic these days. Try a little makeup and puppetry!

I honestly believe a more interesting version of this script might have been made with less money, a troop of unknown British thespians and more use of practical effects ala Coppola’s bewitching Dracula. Still, I still love Cage for taking part in genre films like this. I just wish he’d be a bit pickier with scripts. Well, not much pickier. We like our Cage uncaged.

season_of_the_witch_movie_image_ron_perlman_nicolas_cage_02EXTRAS

Extras include deleted scenes, Becoming the Demon, On a Crusade and an Alternate Ending. The Blu-ray also features a bonus digital copy.

PICTURE/SOUND

Picture and sound are fine, although one wishes the excessive CG was a bit more muddied or shadowed. Impressionistic fakery trumps crystal clear bullshit every time.

FINAL THOUGHTS

Season of the Witch is an unholy brew that fails to stir up much fright or fun.

Season of the Witch is rated PG-13 for thematic elements, violence and disturbing content.




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  • Wayne

    “I honestly believe a more interesting version of this script might have been made with less money, a troop of unknown British thespians and more use of practical effects ala Coppola’s bewitching Dracula.” This movie was made. It was called Black Death – and it was awesome.

  • ozzie

    I love the fact that the review doesn’t even mention the character the core storyline is centered around played by Robert Sheehan.

    Have to agree with the CG comments. There is better movie trickery they could have used than the lame CG.

    The movie has a good message about the church who has been slaughtering unbelievers and anyone who they don’t like for centuries which is a storyline that still holds up in modern day.

    All and all i like the movie but i know a majority of people won’t.

  • Maziar lahooti

    The first draft for this script won the Nicholls fellowship or something a few years back didn’t it? I heard the original script kicked serious ass!

    P.S

    Black death kicked serious ass too.

  • Maziar lahooti

    Hell I liked it. But sure it could’ve been better. Should let the Writer direct it next time. His short films are awesome :)

  • Spence

    The better, low budget, british thespian version of this movie is called Black Death.

    I actually didn’t hate this movie. It’s fun enough to waste a dollar in the redbox on. Good lazy sunday afternoon entertainment. Kind of like Drive Angry.

  • droopy

    anyone who thinks kick-ass was better than bad liuetenant is a dumb-ass

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