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Sigourney Weaver has signed on to co-star in the vampire romantic-horror-comedy Vamps.  Directed by Amy Heckerling (Clueless), the, "modern-day story focuses on beautiful young vampires (Alicia Silverstone and Krysten Ritter) who are living the good nightlife in New York until love enters the picture and each has to make a choice that will jeopardize their immortality."

Weaver will play "Ciccerus, the bloodthirsty vampire who turned the two ladies into creatures of the night."  And by "creatures of the night," I'm assuming Heat Vision means vampires and not prostitutes (although, I suppose the two aren't mutually exclusive).

I look forward to reporting who will be cast as the male lead in the film so I can fail at trying to avoid the phrases, "will be sucking on," and "getting sucked."