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by Nicole Pedersen Posted:September 13th, 2009 at 6:45 am
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This is a good one. While out promoting her new movie, “Jennifer’s Body”, Megan Fox let some unflattering comments about Michael Bay escape her perfectly-penciled lips. It was something about the “Transformers” director being “like Hitler” to work for. How silly, right? She was obviously kidding because – everyone knows – Obama is way more like Hitler than some random movie guy! Not everyone found the funny in Fox’s comments, however. Three “Loyal Transformers Crew” members channeled their rage into over 1,000 venomous words posted Friday night on Bay’s website. They start by calling her “dumb-as-a-rock” and, trust me, it only goes downhill from there. Get your bitch-on after the jump.
In responding to Fox’s comments in the new issue of Wonderland magazine, the three crew members in question asked to remain anonymous because to reveal their names “could lead to being banished from future Paramount work.” And as if to confirm this, the link to their “Open Letter” has now been pulled from Bay’s official site. Luckily for us, the edit came too late to prevent the letter from becoming memorialized on other sites.
But enough build-up. Enjoy the following excerpts:
“Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy. Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers…She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional. We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies.”
Ouch. But then they go on…
“Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set…so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set? When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option.”
And on…
“And who is the real Megan Fox? Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to. But ‘fame’ is fleeting… Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!”
For the full fury of Bay’s “Loyal Crew,” head over to Deadline Hollywood Daily where all 1,106 insult-laden words are on display.
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did you just compare your president with the most notorious mass murderer and psychopath of the previous century? seriously? Obama is like Hitler to you? i am not an American but even i dont’t find such remark appropriate, much less amusing. you really should be ashamed of yourself.
did you just compare your president with the most notorious mass murderer and psychopath of the previous century? seriously? Obama is like Hitler to you? i am not an American but even i dont’t find such remark appropriate, much less amusing. you really should be ashamed of yourself.
I guess “john doesn’t” like to keep up with current events, or else he would know that everyday Americans were the ones calling Obama Hitler due in part to his alleged “socialist” agenda, and clearly our writer was being what we call “satirical.”
It’s okay, john, your Wii is all warmed up now. You may go. Try not to hurt yourself.
I guess “john doesn’t” like to keep up with current events, or else he would know that everyday Americans were the ones calling Obama Hitler due in part to his alleged “socialist” agenda, and clearly our writer was being what we call “satirical.”
It’s okay, john, your Wii is all warmed up now. You may go. Try not to hurt yourself.
Ha lol frogger you beat me to the punch, i was literally about to chew him out then i looked at your comment. But seriously i hate how you can know absolutely nothing and still act self righteous.
Ha lol frogger you beat me to the punch, i was literally about to chew him out then i looked at your comment. But seriously i hate how you can know absolutely nothing and still act self righteous.
I a religious note. How can you look at that picture of Megan Fox and say there is not god. Or even OMG
I a religious note. How can you look at that picture of Megan Fox and say there is not god. Or even OMG
Megan really doesn’t do it for me – never has. She has bad skin (see the portrait above) and those freakish thumb toes. Isabel Lucas, on the other hand (also from the execrable Trans 2) is amazing (though someone should give her some food).
Megan really doesn’t do it for me – never has. She has bad skin (see the portrait above) and those freakish thumb toes. Isabel Lucas, on the other hand (also from the execrable Trans 2) is amazing (though someone should give her some food).
@ Frogger – I very much keep up with current events, thank you. As for the rest of your post – I was talking to the Editor in first person….were you too distracted by the vibrating Wii’s controller in your ass to to notice it? Stay the fuck out of it.
@ Alec – …and what I hate is ungrateful mob who take their freedoms (of speech among others) for granted by comparing their president with that murderous psycho and hiding behind their bill of rights ‘right’ to do so. Miserable brats…you don’t deserve your freedoms, not one of them. Oh how I wish you spent a year living in the Middle East. You’d know your place, I promise you.
Fucking ignorant cattle – it is exactly Fascism and Socialism you deserve. You really do.
@ Frogger – I very much keep up with current events, thank you. As for the rest of your post – I was talking to the Editor in first person….were you too distracted by the vibrating Wii’s controller in your ass to to notice it? Stay the fuck out of it.
@ Alec – …and what I hate is ungrateful mob who take their freedoms (of speech among others) for granted by comparing their president with that murderous psycho and hiding behind their bill of rights ‘right’ to do so. Miserable brats…you don’t deserve your freedoms, not one of them. Oh how I wish you spent a year living in the Middle East. You’d know your place, I promise you.
Fucking ignorant cattle – it is exactly Fascism and Socialism you deserve. You really do.
she is very hot but how could anyone not assume she is dumb as a post. has anyone seen an interview with her. and the tattoos – what a mess. what i didn’t know is that she is horrible on set. mr. bay would need to be a little dictatorial on her to get anything from this empty pretty face.
she is very hot but how could anyone not assume she is dumb as a post. has anyone seen an interview with her. and the tattoos – what a mess. what i didn’t know is that she is horrible on set. mr. bay would need to be a little dictatorial on her to get anything from this empty pretty face.
Its funny how you call Obama Hitler, If Obama is Hitler I guess you think Bush is God lol
Its funny how you call Obama Hitler, If Obama is Hitler I guess you think Bush is God lol
@John. I am American but you are 100% correct on your statement. I can see why so many people in the world hate Americans like this. How can idiots come Obama to Hitler who had done so much evil to people when this President is trying to help so many people in this country in this Health Care issue? When you have nuts that say things like that the only good point I see out of it is at least the rest of the world gets to see what everyone that is a minority in the US already know about those people. If they leaved in the Middle East or had to deal with anything that minorites have to they would not be as ignorant as they.
@John. I am American but you are 100% correct on your statement. I can see why so many people in the world hate Americans like this. How can idiots come Obama to Hitler who had done so much evil to people when this President is trying to help so many people in this country in this Health Care issue? When you have nuts that say things like that the only good point I see out of it is at least the rest of the world gets to see what everyone that is a minority in the US already know about those people. If they leaved in the Middle East or had to deal with anything that minorites have to they would not be as ignorant as they.