Written by Matt Goldberg

Today we have the trailer and website launch for the new film "Teresa: The Making of a Saint". Not a prequel involving Val Kilmer and the world's most bizarre sex change (Kilmer's an alright-lookin' dude but if you looked like Maes, then I don't care if you feel that you were supposed to be born Kilmer; you stay a woman and you stay hot), "Saint" is summarized thusly:

Teresa: The Making Of A Saint follows the incredible story of Agnes, a beautiful young Macedonian woman growing up in a world torn apart by war. After receiving a message from God, Agnes travels to a remote nunnery to learn the ways of the Lord but, once there, her passions are aroused by a handsome young priest. These new feelings challenge her faith and threaten to destroy everything that she holds dear.

This internal struggle leads Agnes to face the most difficult decision of her life. Will she give in to the urges consuming her or will she forsake all others to serve her God? The decision she makes would change the world forever.

Oh, please, please, please let it be "consuming urges". Call me blasphemous (I'll take it as a compliment) but who wants to see a chick serving God?

Thankfully, it looks like no one will have to suffer through that. The trailer seems like your standard awards-bait until you get to the end where Mr. Movie-voice says "Rated NC-17". Could this be the new "Showgirls"? Could we be in for the hottest (and probably only) leper-on-nun-on-leper three-way action ever put to film? I'm not a religious man but I'll pray to God for that.

Here’s the official website for more info, and you can watch the trailer below. The power of Christ and a hot nun compels you.