STAR WARS Scents: Slave Leia Perfume and Eau Lando Cologne on Sale Now

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Have you ever wondered exactly what Lando Calrissian smelled like, or wished that the essence of Leia could be yours?  Yes, you have.  Don’t even lie.  Now thanks to the Star Wars Celebration V Festival, you too can smell like either a suave ex-pirate or a princess enslaved by a fat man.  For $39.95 each, you can buy Eau Lando cologne or Slave Leia perfume.  Eau Lando seems like the best bet, because it comes in a tiny cape, but then again Slave Leia perfume is “more powerful than a thermal detonator, and yet more comfortable than a metal bikini.”  I don’t know exactly why Lando would smell like “sensuous woods,” or what that entails, but if that awesome Shirtless Kirk cologne really exists, it’s about time Star Wars got into the nerd fragrance market.  Check out more images of the bottles/packaging after the jump.

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  • http://playflickpicks.com/ mbellerbrock

    I wonder if mixing Lando cologne with Kirk cologne creates a dangerous chemical reaction.

    • Jeff Cross

      Which one? You’ve got Tiberius and Shirtless Kirk to work with.

  • http://trailertracker.wordpress.com/ izikavazo

    Carrie Fisher will be thrilled.

  • Dan Ike

    They could call it “Lando Caresses”. I can even imagine Billy Dee Williams in bad with some bitches in full costume and a R&B music background.

  • Thomasp

    Who the hell wants to smell like a skanky nigger?

  • Jeff Cross

    Eau Lando smells exactly like Old Spice After Hours, so it’s your call.

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