Stephen King Lists 10 Things He Knows About THE STAND Film Adaptation

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Earlier in the week, we reported that CBS Films and Warner Bros. were teaming-up to bring Stephen King’s 1978 post-apocalyptic classic The Stand to the big screen.  With one of his most well-known properties getting its shot at cinemas, King recently divulged a tidy list of ten things he knows about the adaptation.  Here’s an example of some of the knowledge dropped by the author in said list:

1. No one will be able to top Gary Sinise, who played Stu Redman in the original ABC miniseries. He was perfect. When he says “You don’t know nothing” to the soldiers who are putting him under mandatory quarantine, you believe his contempt completely. My runner-up pick would be Jake Gyllenhaal.

Hit the jump to check out the full list of things King claims to know about The Stand film adaptation (Hint: it also includes ringing endorsements of both Billy Bob Thornton and Popeye’s slaw).

the-stand-stephen-king-coverKing’s list comes courtesy of EW’s Inside Movies:

1. No one will be able to top Gary Sinise, who played Stu Redman in the original ABC miniseries. He was perfect. When he says “You don’t know nothing” to the soldiers who are putting him under mandatory quarantine, you believe his contempt completely. My runner-up pick would be Jake Gyllenhaal.

2. I didn’t know anything about the remake until I read about it on the Internet.

3. You absolutely can’t make it as a two-hour movie. If it was a trilogy of films…maybe.

4. Molly Ringwald won’t be playing Fran Goldsmith this time.

5. Rutger Hauer is a little too old to play the Walkin’ Dude, and that’s too bad.

6. People who’ve seen Kubrick’s The Shining dislike the miniseries I wrote (and my amigo Mick Garris directed) even if they haven’t seen it. That’s always annoyed me. But the wheel of karma turns! This time people will probably say, “The miniseries was lots better.” BUT…

7. …historically speaking, movie studios blow the budget on things like this, so maybe it’ll be fun to look at. The dough certainly isn’t going to me, although if it is a trilogy, and if it makes a lot of money, I might be able to buy a chicken dinner at Popeye’s. Great slaw!

8. Molly Ringwald will probably not play the Trashcan Man, either, but Billy Bob Thornton would be cool. Billy Bob’s always cool.

9. They need to write in a lot of heavy-metal for the soundtrack.

10. M-O-O-N, that spells “you probably won’t see this anytime soon.” And when you do, Woody Allen won’t be directing it. Or Molly Ringwald.




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  • 1AngryMan

    I would love to see a large scale adaptation of The Stand…. but CBS Films? Have they made anything that wasn’t absolutely atrocious and had all it’s colors washed out & uglyified during color correction.

  • Billy

    I take it King was NOT a fan of Molly Ringwald in the miniseries?

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