Video of Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken

by     Posted: March 22nd, 2011 at 9:48 am

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If you’re in a Steven Seagal movie, it would be wise to keep your bones away from Mr. Seagal because he has a tendency to break them.  Every action hero has their signature and Seagal’s is the destruction of his enemies’ bones.  A new mash-up from Oliver Noble has collected every single bone-break from every Seagal movie and it even starts out with a fun quiz: how many bad guy bones has Seagal broken over the course of his film career? There’s no prize for guessing correctly, but if there was, I assume it would be Seagal coming to your house, breaking your arms, and then rummaging through your fridge.

Hit the jump to check out four minutes of Seagal bending folks in ways they shouldn’t be bent.

Via FilmDrunk:

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  • Mike

    Hell yeah. That’s why Seagal always was my favorite 80s action man.

  • Brian

    LMAO!

  • Greg

    You missed the breaking of Zagon’s arm in Above the Law.

  • DL

    Love how some of the bones breaking sound like someone bitting into celery

  • Chuck Norris

    “I told you! I don’t like to kill children!”

    hahahahahaa

  • Dmitriy

    he’s missing above the law and glimmer man. i cant imagine that there’s no broken bones in either of those.

    hard to kill is still my favorite of all of seagals movies

  • aronnmantoo

    He can do this in real life, He’s cop in New Orleans

  • Smoke4Jesus

    I don’t know about you people that watched the video, but I didn’t count how many bones Seagal broke because I was just to busy laughing and enjoying all of the funny bone breaking noises and comments he made when he kicked ass!

  • D.Z.

    And here I thought those Will Sasso parodies were exaggerations.

  • spongefist

    Brilliant !
    Best bit, breaking about 20 bones in the guys body with a hammer as he enjoyably talks calmly through it. In a clinical/court setting this would be seen as the behaviour of a psychopath. Which of course is whey we love our action hero’s, because they are violent psychopaths with a license to kill, a perfect combination… nice work

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