Wednesdays suck. We all know it and we all do everything we can to make the day go by as painlessly as possible. Today a nice little video has hit the internet to help the rough midweek marker pass by a little more smoothly. Feeling frustrated today? I guarantee you aren’t nearly as frustrated as anyone in this video. It’s a compilation of the 100 Greatest Movie Threats Of All Time. Like any compilation like this, there’s a good chance one or two of your favorite lines aren’t included, but the video is pretty damn comprehensive. We’re talking about lines from everything from Full Metal Jacket and Goodfellas to Con Air and Home Alone. If you can think of a better video to help blow off some Wednesday steam than this compilation featuring the likes of Schwarzenegger, Pacino, Stallone, Cage, and a puppet from Team America tearing some offscreen a-hole a new one, we’d like to hear it. Hit the jump to see the clip in all of its NSFW glory.

Last July, we posted Harry Hanrahan’s excellent compilation of the 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All-Time.  But with over 100 years of cinematic history, there are more than just 100 fantastic insults.  With that in mind, Hanrahan has put together another must-see supercut of the other 100 greatest movie insults of all-time.  If you’ve got a spare ten minutes and don’t mind dirty language, then hit the jump and check out the video.

Editor Harry Hanrahan previously brought us such great compilations as the The 100 Greatest Movie Insults and The 160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes of All Time.  He has now compiled a four-minute tribute to Nicolas Cage losing his shit.  I was shocked as well: there’s only four minutes worth of material?  Perhaps percenatage-wise, Cage gives more subdued performances than I give him credit for.  Or perhaps Hanrahan missed some good bits (notably absent is Big Daddy unintelligibly screaming instructions at Hit Girl in Kick-Ass).  Still, if you like your Nic Cage over the top (and really, who doesn’t?), then you’ll want to hit the jump and check out the video.  Hanrahan leaves us with one of the questions for the ages: was Cage crazier in Vampire’s Kiss or The Wicker Man?