Teaser Trailer: H2

     April 24, 2009

Written by Matt Goldberg

If you held even the faintest glimmer of hope that “H2″ may be better than Rob Zombie’s disastrous remake of “Halloween”, Malcolm McDowell quickly snuffs out that hope by telling us that “Michael has evolved.”

Why does Rob Zombie think that if we know more about Michael Myers, the scarier he’ll be? Why does Zombie not trust our own imagination to fill in those gaps? More than that, it looks like Zombie could not give a shit about environment and instead just made Myers into Jason Voorhees but Voorhees with only a single target. Here’s a tip for “Evolved Michael”: if you want to kill someone, a gun is more effective than a knife.

Check out the trailer below or watch it in HD here. “H2″ hits theatres on August 28th.

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