The Difference Between a Soccer Mom and Porn Star

     October 4, 2008




Written by Cal Kemp


When I sat down in a theater to see “Burn After Reading”, I was a little taken aback by the sheer number of political biopic trailers. There was Gus Van Zant’s “Milk”, Ron Howard’s “Frost/Nixon” and Oliver Stone’s “W.”, all back to back pouring over decades of American politics. Almost as if political office was a hot issue right now.

Finally, though, there’s a political flick we can all get behind: The Larry Flynt-produced porno “Nailin’ Paylin”. It is, thankfully, exactly what it sounds like. (Unlike Mr. Howard’s entry. “Frost/Nixon” would — in a fair world — be a Rankin Bass stop motion holiday special where the former president has to contend with a lovable winter Sprite.) WWTDD.com has the story that Flynt has found himself a vice presidential running mate.



The star? Lisa Ann, winner of the prestigious “Best Cumback” XRCO award in 2006. I only kind of know what that means.

Ann will interact (read: “have sex with”) visiting Russians, a creationist teacher as well as Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. God bless America.

Porn has a fantastic turnaround, so I’d expect this thing to be shot, edited and available for purchase well in advance of November 4th. In the meantime, Larry Flynt, Collider totally deserves a set visit.



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