Funny Honest Trailer for TITANIC 3D; James Cameron Steals Your Money in Three Dimensions

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Given that you are a person and you’re alive, I’m assuming you’re quite aware that Titanic is being unleashed into theaters once again this weekend…in 3D!  Despite the fact that pretty much every person ever paid to see the movie in 1997, James Cameron is giving us the opportunity to pay to see it again, over a decade later.  Like the humorous honest posters we shared during awards season, an honest trailer for Titanic 3D has now gone online.  It hilariously makes some great points about the film itself (the Academy Award winner for Best Editing is nearly three and a half hours of establishing shots and waving), and throws in a Downton Abbey reference for good measure.  The gist of the trailer is that James Cameron is pretty much just stealing your money at this point.

Hit the jump to watch the trailer, starring Leonardo Da Vinci, Bill Pullman?, and Boobs.

Trailer courtesy of Screen Junkies (via PopHangover):

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  • SteveL

    3-D or not, I’d pay good money to see Titanic on the big screen again. I wish more of my favorite movies would reappear in theaters. I loved seeing Blade Runner in a theater when they did the final cut, and the Star Wars re-release back in 1997 was amazing considering I’d been too young to see it in theaters in 1977. I don’t consider it stealing my money at all. There should be more revivals like this.

    • zac

      Sorry! I agree with you! I don’t see it as stealing coz I see it as getting something back!

  • Paul

    Love the call out to the establishing shots.

    I remember watching Star Wars Episode III and all the Star Wars nerds loved the movie for finally having a story but all I could remember about the film was it literally had 40 minutes of spaceships landing. 40 minutes of people parking their cars.

  • Corr

    As someone who doesn’t understand why eveyrone loves this movie, and will not go watch it, I love that trailer. It’s so hilarious, and definitely true. :P

  • zac

    Urgh!!! ur all so damn cynical. I don’t care about the 3d just the chance to see titanic again on the big screen is worth the money. I agree with Paul. I’d pay again to see some of my fave back on the big screen. Terminator 2, Die Hard, Speed, Independance Day. They’re big screen movies.

  • Rev. Slappy

    This may come as news to Adam, but a lot of people were born after 1997 and they’ve never had the chance to see Titanic theatrically. What’s so wrong about giving them that chance.

    Did Nolan steal from me because I chose to see Inception more than once?

    • Alex

      Yeah and I’m sure those 14,13 year old kids are dying to see Titanic because I’m sure that’s the type of movie a kid at that age would like to see

  • Hunter

    I’m not gonna lie that did make me laugh, but I don’t care Titanic was awesome I will for sure be seeing it in IMAX 3d

  • T

    The guy’s voice was really strange, when he tried to end with low tones it turned into a gutteral sound. Too distracting.

  • Irastev

    Don’t be ridiculous. No one steals anything from anyone. People are willing and able to pay for a piece of entertainment they enjoy. BTW, they offer it both in 3D and 2D.

    I didn’t see it in cinema back in 1997, and I’m seeing it tomorrow!

    • Frederico Silva

      Touché my friend.

  • geHuC

    Well i saw it yesterday and the theater was full of 14-5 year olds and after the screening finished more were lining outside, so i think it’s good that they re-released.

  • Sometimes my arms bend back

    Cameron is hardly stealing anyone’s money, it would be pretty silly not to re-release it in the 100th Anniversary year. It’s still breathtaking to witness the sinking of the ship on the big screen, it’s filmaking on a truly epic scale that is all too rarely seen!

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  • Danielle

    Robbed off our money? I’ve always wanted to watch titanic in 3D. I went to the cinemas to watch it in 3D, Even though i have it on DVD. Also, i was born in 1999, so i wouldnt even get the experience if it didnt come out. The tickets were pricey, a agree. £11.28 including the glasses, but its worth the money, i mean… its a classic, and its an amazing movie. I think james cameron should re release it again some time. Its amazing in 3D, it all looks so real. Ive seen titanic many times, 1st when i was 6, and i admit, the 1st time i was like ‘what the heck?’ … but then i watched it again when i was 10, and then i watched it when i was 12, and im 14 now, and i still watch it. I never get tired of titanic, Kate Winslet’s my favourite actress- She went to the highschool which i shall be applying for in 6th form. And Leo’s…. yeah, he’s all right. They’re both really good. Actually, i think they are the only reason i watch it so much. They are good together, in Titanic, in their inverviews, in revolutionary road.
    so yeah, if you hate titanic, then crry on hating. Haters gonna hate, but titanic movie has so many fans, and i bet all of them were very happy to go and watch it in the big screen. I also met Kate in the premier. She’s so different from the other actresses! (in a good way). She isnt a spoilt brat for starters, and she’s happy about not being a size 0.

  • Danielle

    Robbed off our money? I\’ve always wanted to watch titanic in 3D. I went to the cinemas to watch it in 3D, Even though i have it on DVD. Also, i was born in 1999, so i wouldnt even get the experience if it didnt come out. The tickets were pricey, a agree. £11.28 including the glasses, but its worth the money, i mean… its a classic, and its an amazing movie. I think james cameron should re release it again some time. Its amazing in 3D, it all looks so real. Ive seen titanic many times, 1st when i was 6, and i admit, the 1st time i was like \’what the heck?\’ … but then i watched it again when i was 10, and then i watched it when i was 12, and im 14 now, and i still watch it. I never get tired of titanic, Kate Winslet\’s my favourite actress- She went to the highschool which i shall be applying for in 6th form. And Leo\’s…. yeah, he\’s all right. They\’re both really good. Actually, i think they are the only reason i watch it so much. They are good together, in Titanic, in their inverviews, in revolutionary road.
    so yeah, if you hate titanic, then crry on hating. Haters gonna hate, but titanic movie has so many fans, and i bet all of them were very happy to go and watch it in the big screen. I also met Kate in the premier. She\’s so different from the other actresses! (in a good way). She isnt a spoilt brat for starters, and she\’s happy about not being a size 0.

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