You can keep your Snakes on a Plane.  I want to see Samuel L. Jackson torture Michael Sheen for 97 minutes.  Judging by the trailer for Unthinkable, it looks like I'll get my wish.  It looks like someone watched 24, cut out everything else about the show and just took the torturing-people-for-information part.

Samuel L. Jackson plays a mystery man named "H" who's tasked with torturing the shit out of a terrorist named Younger (Sheen) in order to find three nuclear explosives placed around the U.S.  The film also stars Carrie-Anne Moss, Brandon Routh, and the sounds of your laughter as you watch this trailer.  Hit the jump to check it out.  Apparently, it's a straight-to-DVD flick (book) for the UK (double-boo).  I want to see it.  Maybe Jackson will take Sheen up on a plane and torture him with snakes.  Oh, to dream the impossible dream...