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by Matt Goldberg Posted:October 16th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
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I feel ashamed that I just watched the trailer for “The Spy Next Door”. My shame is compounded by the fact that the trailer shows the whole movie so I basically watched “The Spy Next Door” in its entirety. I want to scrub myself clean with a Brillo pad. This doesn’t even look like it could be a real movie. It looks like a parody of a movie trailer. If you’re a parent and you have to take your kid to see this, pray that you pass out from the pain before you start bleeding from the eyes and ears. But for those who want to start building up a tolerance, you watch the trailer after the jump.
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Hi!, can you send a link for see the trailer please?
Hi!, can you send a link for see the trailer please?
Hi!, can you send a link for see the trailer please?
I can´t see it, I am forom Spain, can you add a link for download the vidoe please?, thanks, you can try downlaod the vidoe with real player.
I can´t see it, I am forom Spain, can you add a link for download the vidoe please?, thanks, you can try downlaod the vidoe with real player.
I can´t see it, I am forom Spain, can you add a link for download the vidoe please?, thanks, you can try downlaod the vidoe with real player.
Here’s the trailer for us people who are outside of the us:
http://rstvideo.com/trailer/the-spy-next-door/
Here’s the trailer for us people who are outside of the us:
http://rstvideo.com/trailer/the-spy-next-door/
Matt, you’re a jackoff.
Jackie Chan was paid 10 million bucks to star in this “family friendly” movie whose target audience is 5 to 15 year old kids. What were you expecting “Farewell My Concubine?
What films have you made lately?
Matt, you’re a jackoff.
Jackie Chan was paid 10 million bucks to star in this “family friendly” movie whose target audience is 5 to 15 year old kids. What were you expecting “Farewell My Concubine?
What films have you made lately?
Well Optimist, there is a succesful business model based on people reading his opinions, while angry little Jackie Chan fan club presidents are forced to justify their existance on threads. Sadly they are often ignored, and develop habbits of name calling as a punctuation to get at least half of their comment read.
Either your that guy, or simply a walking parody of yourself, at least proclaiming to be an “Optimist” considerng your pesimistic tone and negative attack on the author of this review.
Well Optimist, there is a succesful business model based on people reading his opinions, while angry little Jackie Chan fan club presidents are forced to justify their existance on threads. Sadly they are often ignored, and develop habbits of name calling as a punctuation to get at least half of their comment read.
Either your that guy, or simply a walking parody of yourself, at least proclaiming to be an “Optimist” considerng your pesimistic tone and negative attack on the author of this review.