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by Matt Goldberg Posted:October 1st, 2009 at 7:15 pm
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I may have to retire “Dwayne Johnson is better than this,” because while I know he has the charisma and ability to star in good movies, it’s been six years since “The Rundown” and he seems to have embraced lowest-common-denominator family fare that’s not only insidious but formulaic. Look, he’s a big mean guy (which automatically means “Pro Athlete”, I guess) who needs to learn a lesson in kindness but first we’re going to strip away his masculinity and put him in really embarrassing situations! Box Office Gold! That’s pretty much the plot synopsis for “Tooth Fairy”. The only difference between this and “The Gameplan” is that he gets turned into a Tooth Fairy as a penalty for “killing dreams”.
Slow down. There’s a penalty for killing dreams? I highly doubt that. If that were true, I’d be doing 500-1000 years for dream murder in the dream penitentiary right now. Also, have we not mastered green-screen technology yet? “The Daily Show” has more convincing composites. All the flaws aside, if you have kids, you’re probably going to regret having them on January 22nd, 2010 when the film hits theaters. You can watch the trailer after the jump if you think I’m always wrong and this is a gem. Also, you can try to explain why he’s flying away with a 13-year-old boy near the end.
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Why on earth is Stephen Merchant in this?
Why on earth is Stephen Merchant in this?
Why on earth is Stephen Merchant in this?
why!!!!
why!!!!
why!!!!
Hey matt goldberg…as far as your last sentence umm u do know that this is a CHILDRENS movie dont u?? if youre gonna talk about a kids movie one would think u atleast SHOULD be more mature than that…i dont think that was necessary and u should keep your lil fantasies to yourself buddy…lol..WOW..a grown man whos has wings and is a tooth fairy!! I wonder what the chances are of the that man flying wit some kid is!! Way to state the obvious u idiot..There are PARENTS who was probably interested in this flick to watch wit their kids and wanted to hear what u wanted to say about it, only to read that crap at the end..Do yourself a favour: Dont have children…for u have the mind that even that very 13yr old kid would probably laugh at…dumbass.
Hey matt goldberg…as far as your last sentence umm u do know that this is a CHILDRENS movie dont u?? if youre gonna talk about a kids movie one would think u atleast SHOULD be more mature than that…i dont think that was necessary and u should keep your lil fantasies to yourself buddy…lol..WOW..a grown man whos has wings and is a tooth fairy!! I wonder what the chances are of the that man flying wit some kid is!! Way to state the obvious u idiot..There are PARENTS who was probably interested in this flick to watch wit their kids and wanted to hear what u wanted to say about it, only to read that crap at the end..Do yourself a favour: Dont have children…for u have the mind that even that very 13yr old kid would probably laugh at…dumbass.
Hey matt goldberg…as far as your last sentence umm u do know that this is a CHILDRENS movie dont u?? if youre gonna talk about a kids movie one would think u atleast SHOULD be more mature than that…i dont think that was necessary and u should keep your lil fantasies to yourself buddy…lol..WOW..a grown man whos has wings and is a tooth fairy!! I wonder what the chances are of the that man flying wit some kid is!! Way to state the obvious u idiot..There are PARENTS who was probably interested in this flick to watch wit their kids and wanted to hear what u wanted to say about it, only to read that crap at the end..Do yourself a favour: Dont have children…for u have the mind that even that very 13yr old kid would probably laugh at…dumbass.