The trailer for Tony Scott’s Unstoppable makes the flick look like a parody of a real movie. Unstoppable is about a train that can’t slow down and it’s up to a veteran and rookie conductor to stop the train before its freight of hazardous chemicals collides with a town and kills all the innocent people. It sounds a little cable B-movie and beneath the star power of Denzel Washington and Chris Pine, but okay. But then the dialogue is just golden: “We’re not just talking about a train!” shouts Rosario Dawson. “We’re talking about a missile the size of the Chrysler building!”
And then…”It gets worse.” Students are coming in on a field trip on another track. After that revelation, I expected them to continue, “And the cure for cancer is on board that train and so are the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders! Oh, and there’s also the 2,000-year-old tears of Christ somewhere in the back. Simply put: it would be bad if this train crashed.” Hit the jump to watch this hilariously bad trailer. Unstoppable opens on November 12th.
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