Vin Diesel is Full of Shit

     August 12, 2009

slice_vin_diesel_full_of_shit_award_01.jpg

I like Vin Diesel. I really like “Pitch Black” and “The Chronicles of Riddick”. In fact, I like both movies so much that when I had an opportunity to speak with writer/director David Twohy last week for his new movie “A Perfect Getaway”, I made sure to ask him everything I could think of about a 3rd “Riddick” movie. And you know what he said? “I think we will make another movie when Vin commits fully to it”. He went on to say “I’m calling him out. Did you see me?” Meaning, he’d love to make one, but it’s not on him.

So I have to ask: Does this sound like a writer/director getting ready to turn in a new script next month on a third “Riddick” movie? Because according to Vin Diesel (via Facebook) that’s what he’s doing. So I think it’s finally time to say it. Vin Diesel is full of shit. Find out why after the jump:

Vin Diesel image (1).jpgTime after time, whenever Vin Diesel is interviewed, he constantly says things about a third “Riddick” movie, his long in development “Hannibal” movie, another “xXx” movie, and whatever fans want to hear. He’s the master of teasing fans until they’re about to climax and then he leaves ‘em with blue balls.

While it pains me to say it (again), Vin Diesel is full of shit. Until Vin actually commits to making one of these projects, I’m going to keep the title on him. Some people have stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, others have Lifetime Achievement Awards. Vin Diesel has The Prestigious “I Am Full of Shit” award for achievement in lying his ass off.

Again, I’d love for Vin to make another “Riddick” movie. I’d do everything I could to help promote the film on Collider (provided it didn’t suck). I just don’t it’s ever going to happen and I’m tired of Vin always saying that it will.

But hey, we did get “Assault on Dark Athena” so…yay.

vin_diesel_image_riddick__1_.jpg

Around The Web

Latest News

Disney Acquires Live-Action PRINCE CHARMING Script from Matt Folger

Disney's live-action adaptations of 'Alice Through the Looking Glass' and 'Beauty and the Beast' are due out in 2016 and 2017 respectively.

ANT-MAN Featurette Plays Up Heist Element and Introduces the Crew

Every crook needs a crew.

Collider Movie Talk – Affleck Talks BATMAN, JURASSIC WORLD Dominates Box Office

On the first episode of Collider Movie Talk with John Campea, topics include the move to Collider, Affleck on Batman, Marvel's Black Panther, and more.

Watch the First 10 Minutes of “The Death of SUPERMAN LIVES; What Happened?”

'The Death of "Superman Lives"; What Happened?' will be available July 9th.

Box Office Update: INSIDE OUT Defeats JURASSIC WORLD Over July Fourth Holiday

Forget what we told you on Sunday. Actual box office receipts confirm that ‘Inside Out’ beat ‘Jurassic World’ over the three-day holiday weekend.

Don’t Expect a New Trailer at the STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS Comic-Con Panel

J.J. Abrams and Lucasfilm are keeping a tight lid on the mystery box, and that's OK.

Comic-Con 2015: Survival Guide for First-Time Attendees

Comic-Con is a madhouse; Matt explains how to make your way through the asylum.

HUNGER GAMES Cast Dons War Paint in New MOCKINGJAY – PART 2 Posters

The final battle approaches.

New SOUTHPAW Clip: Rachel McAdams Fights for Family over Boxing

Antoine Fuqua's latest is due in theaters on July 24th.

GHOSTBUSTERS Reboot Adds Michael K. Williams and Andy Garcia

Williams is also in talks for a major role in 'Assassin's Creed'.

Page 1 of 4,02912345...102030...Last »