Vin Diesel is Full of Shit

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I like Vin Diesel. I really like “Pitch Black” and “The Chronicles of Riddick”. In fact, I like both movies so much that when I had an opportunity to speak with writer/director David Twohy last week for his new movie “A Perfect Getaway”, I made sure to ask him everything I could think of about a 3rd “Riddick” movie. And you know what he said? “I think we will make another movie when Vin commits fully to it”. He went on to say “I’m calling him out. Did you see me?” Meaning, he’d love to make one, but it’s not on him.

So I have to ask: Does this sound like a writer/director getting ready to turn in a new script next month on a third “Riddick” movie? Because according to Vin Diesel (via Facebook) that’s what he’s doing. So I think it’s finally time to say it. Vin Diesel is full of shit. Find out why after the jump:

Vin Diesel image (1).jpgTime after time, whenever Vin Diesel is interviewed, he constantly says things about a third “Riddick” movie, his long in development “Hannibal” movie, another “xXx” movie, and whatever fans want to hear. He’s the master of teasing fans until they’re about to climax and then he leaves ‘em with blue balls.

While it pains me to say it (again), Vin Diesel is full of shit. Until Vin actually commits to making one of these projects, I’m going to keep the title on him. Some people have stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, others have Lifetime Achievement Awards. Vin Diesel has The Prestigious “I Am Full of Shit” award for achievement in lying his ass off.

Again, I’d love for Vin to make another “Riddick” movie. I’d do everything I could to help promote the film on Collider (provided it didn’t suck). I just don’t it’s ever going to happen and I’m tired of Vin always saying that it will.

But hey, we did get “Assault on Dark Athena” so…yay.

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  • Dave R.

    rofl that first pic is classic.

  • Dave R.

    rofl that first pic is classic.

  • you_suck

    That second Riddick movie was plain awful – humorless, bloated, dull, painfully scripted. Pitch Black was funny, frightening and had a nice jolt at the end.
    No idea what VD is waiting around for. His career very nearly imploded and I don’t think he can really open a flick on name alone anymore. When was the last time you heard someone say “I can’t wait for Vin Diesel to make another movie.”
    Another thing, remember Boiler Room? Great little movie.

  • you_suck

    That second Riddick movie was plain awful – humorless, bloated, dull, painfully scripted. Pitch Black was funny, frightening and had a nice jolt at the end.
    No idea what VD is waiting around for. His career very nearly imploded and I don’t think he can really open a flick on name alone anymore. When was the last time you heard someone say “I can’t wait for Vin Diesel to make another movie.”
    Another thing, remember Boiler Room? Great little movie.

  • Jason

    It would be funny if he DOES make a third Riddick movie, after you claim he’s full of shit. LMAO.

  • Jason

    It would be funny if he DOES make a third Riddick movie, after you claim he’s full of shit. LMAO.

  • Get A Life…

    Wow – and they say women are “catty”… jealous much?!?!? I have never seen so much hate spewed toward a male actor as there is thrown at this one… he’s not the best – but he isn’t the anti-christ.. I would say to you what most people say to women who are being catty and jealous of others – get a life and maybe you won’t need to worry so much about what is going on in Vin’s!!!! I never realized – until reading up a bit more on Mr. Diesel – that there are so many men who display so much jealousy and hate toward other men!!!

  • Get A Life…

    Wow – and they say women are “catty”… jealous much?!?!? I have never seen so much hate spewed toward a male actor as there is thrown at this one… he’s not the best – but he isn’t the anti-christ.. I would say to you what most people say to women who are being catty and jealous of others – get a life and maybe you won’t need to worry so much about what is going on in Vin’s!!!! I never realized – until reading up a bit more on Mr. Diesel – that there are so many men who display so much jealousy and hate toward other men!!!

  • Get A Life…

    Wow – and they say women are “catty”… jealous much?!?!? I have never seen so much hate spewed toward a male actor as there is thrown at this one… he’s not the best – but he isn’t the anti-christ.. I would say to you what most people say to women who are being catty and jealous of others – get a life and maybe you won’t need to worry so much about what is going on in Vin’s!!!! I never realized – until reading up a bit more on Mr. Diesel – that there are so many men who display so much jealousy and hate toward other men!!!

  • http://twitter.com/cablebfg Bill Graham

    Your wish was granted, sir. haha

  • http://twitter.com/cablebfg Bill Graham

    Your wish was granted, sir. haha

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