Ladies, you don't know this, but getting punched in the dick, really hurts. Like, a lot. I mean, I've heard that childbirth is really bad and painful but that can only happen at a roughly pre-determined time and plus you've had like nine months to prepare. No one sends guys a notice saying "Nine months from now, expect a punch in the dick." If they did, we'd wear cups.
So I take Thomas Lennon's threat of punching people in the dick very seriously. I mean, I wasn't that invested in the Best Kiss category of the MTV Movie Awards and I already voted for his liplock with Paul Rudd in "I Love You, Man" but I kind of think I should vote again just to be on the safe side.
My question is what's Lennon going to do when all the "Twilight" fans beat him by voting for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Girls don't have dicks. YOUR MOVE, LENNON.
Check out Thomas Lennon's campaign video/threat after the jump and click here to vote for him, especially if you're a guy. Your dick will thank you.