The geniuses at Last Exit to Nowhere have done it again with a new shirt promoting the HAL 9000 Logic Memory Systems from Urbana, Illinois (also 2001: A Space Odyssey). It’s a great company. Yes, their computer may try to kill you. However, it’s highly advanced in that it can read lips, has the voice of Douglas Rain, and can sing “Daisy Bell.” I bet your iPad can’t do that (yet).
Click here to buy the shirt.
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“I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.”
End of Line
Ahh I'm in love!
“Will I dream?”
“I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a… fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.”
End of Line
Ahh I'm in love!
“Will I dream?”