I think we need to take a moment and recognize that a movie called Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead is a thing that exists. This isn’t some no-budget YouTube video that some bored college kids put together, this is an actual movie that was produced for mass-consumption. I was blissfully unaware (if only I could turn back time) of Japanese director Noboru Iguchi’s Zombie Ass until the English-language trailer was brought to my attention. It’s insane, disgusting, NSFW, horrifying, and insane. You think you know what you’re getting with a title like Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead, but you really have no idea.
If you dare, hit the jump to watch the very NSFW trailer for Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead.
Trailer via Movies.com
Here’s the synopsis for Zombie Ass:
“We are going to flush you! The most crap-tastic zombie movie ever to emerge from the sewers of low-budget filmmaking is finally upon us, and it’s from the perverted mind of cinematic madman and legendary ass-fetishist Noboru Iguchi, creator of THE MACHINE GIRL, ROBO-GEISHA and KARATE-ROBO ZABORGAR! Given free reign by a generous, independent producer to plumb the depths of his toilet-obsessed imagination, Iguchi has created a splatter comedy guaranteed to warm the bowels of those with the stomach for it. Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her sister Ai, who was tormented by high school bullies, pretty young karate student Megu accompanies a group of older friends on a camping trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Také, big-boobed model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish they catch – and wolfs it down alive, in the hope that it’ll help keep her skinny! Soon after, and not so unexpectedly in situations like this, zombies show up and begin to complicate things further. After they’re attached by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from an outhouse toilet, the group seeks refuge at the home of strange Dr. Tanaka and his daughter Sachi. But unbeknownst to them, Tanaka has been conducting experiments on the parasites—and the zombies!—and has another fate in mind for the five strangers from the city. What’s the connection between the parasites and the zombies? And can Megu’s karate alone help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of farts to save the day? Featuring special effects by FF 2009-2010 guest Yoshihiro Nishimura, and some truly jaw-dropping contributions from Iguchi’s genius subconscious (parasite anus-zombies?!?), ZOMBIE ASS is a heaping plate of bad taste that may go down rough but is guaranteed to come out smooth and regular.”
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eww
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I’m a huge MASSIVE fan of low budget horror films.
I’m an even HUGER MASSIVER fan of international low budget horror films.
This…
This is utter garbage that gives good international low budget horror films a really really bad name.
well said
You haven’t even seen it, “wacko”. Ooo, with a name like that you must be a real pip! Douche.
And this is coming from someone who thinks this looks awesome. Great job!
“Not a plant April 5th, 2012 6:06 pm
Looks awesome!”
It’s not my job! I can make positive remarks based on what I’ve seen. I can’t make negative remarks based on what I haven’t seen. If I don’t like zombies and toilet humor it’s just a matter of taste. Some little rallying tirade on the internet would indeed be douchesque. So much for your little gotcha moment.
I mean…really.
What that M-F-N Ef?!?!?
JAPAN!!!
Y U SO WEIRD
no, this really does look like a no budget, student made piece of shit. In the wise words of Arnie…WRONG!!!
Ummm wow, this stuff we find on the internet.
Looks awesome!
It’s a shitty porno.
so, i’m in the wrong side of the internet. again. why does it keep working, why?
can we pay with our poop for this turd of a movie?
I want to buy tickets. Can we pay with our poops for this turd of a movie?
Ok I thought it was gonna be a funny action zombie movie….then I hit the jump and like a dumbass watched the trailer :l Seems like a straight up fetish porn film…I was SO grossed out I made myself think “it’s mud, it’s mud not poop” (even though i know it isnt in reality but still). The only think I liked was seeing the words SHIT ZOMBIE…teehee…but not the “shit” zombies themselves :l
This stupid trailer is better than the movie “Skyline” as a whole.
Why are Asian people so weird? No wonder so many of them want to leave their native countries.
That makes a lot of sense.
The people who think this movie looks good are smarter than you.
Straight to video.
Straight to trash
Japanese polluted our kids’s minds with their Pokemon, Bakugan and other shitty inventions.
All these white people hating, lol. I guess you preder watching a bunch of men circle jerking? Or, would you prefer to see Black dudes banging your white women?
LOL, pathetic white men. Go kill yourselves.
I’m noy white. I’m Gray…Dorian Gray.
since im a fan of hentai and japanese movies, this movie is awesome lol cant wait to watch it!!!
All of you guys who complain about this trailer are WEAK! I think it’s hilarious! Go back to your Tyler Perry movies!
ass zombies haha ASS zombies
still better than the twilight movies