From October 20 to November 3rd, a new season six update inside Call of Duty Warzone and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, titled "The Haunting of Verdansk," will arrive with an entire assortment of spooky add-ons just in time for Halloween. I could report the various items as straight-faced video game news, but that would be ignoring the fact the update allows you to strap Billy the Puppet from the Saw movies with a comically large machine gun and it's the funniest goddamn thing you'll see in your life.

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Hahaha, oh man. Look at him. As anyone who has watched the Saw films can tell you, the Jigsaw killer's ultimate thesis was buying a big gun would be sick as shit. "Some people are so ungrateful to be alive," Tobin Bell said as he bodied newbs on the internet. Good lord. I love it so much. My only hope is it looks equally as funny during actual gamepl--

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Hahahaha holy shit, man. Jesus Christ. Okay, sorry, so, some other stuff you'll get with "The Haunting of Verdansk" are a few Halloween-themed Warzone modes, such as "Zombie Royale", "Nighttime" modes for Plunder and Royale, and "Onslaught-er Mode". You can also find the "Trick or Treat" rewards system, with Supply Boxes peppered throughout the map containing either "frights or frighteningly good blueprints and personalization items."

Which sounds fun, but a bit disappointing for anyone hoping to play as another horror icon carrying an astoundingly large firearm OH WAIT

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Hahahaha yes there will also be a new Texas Chainsaw Massacre skin available, finally answering the question of what Leatherface could do with 1,000 rounds per minute. My soul has ascended. I'm holding out hope that Activision is saving the doll from Brahms: The Boy 2 with a flamethrower for launch.

For more info on "The Haunting of Verdansk", head right here. Here's the synopsis for the update:

As Halloween draws near, a squad of operators drops in for what seems to be a normal infiltration into Verdansk… though there’s been back-channel chatter about some unexplained and odd occurrences across the remote areas of the map. Operators have been briefed about reports concerning a serial killer who wears his victim’s faces on his own. There’s scattered intel about strange sounds emanating from various locations within the warzone; and not least the piercing, creepy laugher of a ventriloquist doll….

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It isn’t long before hell breaks loose: One by one, the squad is brutally picked off until there is just one survivor, who after a confrontation with Verdansk’s own urban legend, vows to return under the cover of night and avenge his brothers in arms.

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Welcome to Season Six’s latest content drop, featuring the Haunting of Verdansk.