‘Game of Thrones’ Guide, Week 1: Every Question We Have After the Season 8 Premiere

     April 15, 2019

Well hot diggity Dickon, another season of Game of Thrones is upon us, the final six episodes ever, before our long Thrones-less night begins and we all have to obsessively watch Ballers together, or whatever. But still, I’m happy to announce the return of the Collider Game of Thrones Guide; I’ll be your humble GOT-ologist guiding you through every major question you might have, your own personal Bran Stark, popping up awkwardly in every corner of the room to just sort of stare, knowing all your inner secrets and hidden incestual sexual histories. You perv, you. Today we’ll look at the aftermath of the Season 8 premiere, “Winterfell”, which featured reunions, returns, reveals, and the most high-budget How to Train Your Dragon porn parody you’ll ever see in your life.