I've just spent the past three hours watching and live-blogging the 2012 Golden Globe Awards.  My brain feels mushy.  After the jump and presented without comment is a list of this year's winners. If you don't even want to hit the jump, The Artist and The Descendants won Best Comedy/Musical and Best Drama, respectively.  If you want to awards prognosticate, I'll save you the trouble: both were nominated for a Best Picture Oscar.  Those nominations haven't been announced yet, but they were nominated.  Trust me.  I'm a professional.Also, feel free to sound off on the winners and losers.  Lord knows I've been doing it for the past three hours.the-descendants-movie-posterMOTION PICTURE Motion Picture, DramaThe DescendantsThe HelpHugoThe Ides of MarchMoneyballWar HorseBest Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture – DramaGeorge Clooney, The Descendants Leonardo DiCaprio, J. EdgarMichael Fassbender, ShameRyan Gosling, The Ides of MarchBrad Pitt, MoneyballBest Motion Picture – Comedy Or MusicalThe Artist 50/50BridesmaidsMidnight in Paris My Week With MarilynBest Performance By An Actress In A Motion Picture  – DramaMeryl Streep, The Iron LadyGlenn Close, Albert NobbsViola Davis, The HelpRooney Mara, The Girl With the Dragon TattooTilda Swinton, We Need To Talk About KevinBest Performance By An Actor In A Motion Picture – Comedy Or MusicalJean Dujardin, The ArtistBrendan Gleeson, The GuardJoseph Gordon-Levitt, 50/50Ryan Gosling, Crazy, Stupid, Love.Owen Wilson, Midnight in Parishugo-movie-poster-hi-res-01Best Director – Motion PictureMartin Scorsese, HugoWoody Allen, Midnight in ParisGeorge Clooney, The Ides of March Michel Hazanvicius, The Artist Alexander Payne, The DescendantsBest Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role In A Motion PictureOctavia Spencer, The Help Berenice Bejo, The ArtistJessica Chastain, The HelpJanet McTeer, Albert NobbsShailene Woodley, The Descendants Best Foreign Language FilmA Separation (Iran) The Flowers of War (China)In the Land of Blood and Honey (USA)The Kid With A Bike (Belgium)The Skin I Live In (Spain)Best Screenplay – Motion PictureWoody Allen, Midnight in Paris George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon, The Ides of MarchMichel Hazanavicius, The Artist Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash, The DescendantsSteven Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin, MoneyballBest Animated Feature FilmThe Adventures of TintinArthur Christmas Cars 2Puss in BootsRangoBest Performance By An Actress in A Motion Picture – Comedy Or MusicalMichelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn Jodie Foster, CarnageCharlize Theron, Young Adult Kristen Wiig, BridesmaidsKate Winslet, Carnagemadonna-imageBest Original Song – Motion Picture“Masterpiece” — W.E.Music & Lyrics by: Madonna, Julie Frost, Jimmy Harry“Hello Hello” — Gnomeo & JulietMusic by: Elton JohnLyrics by: Bernie Taupin“The Keeper” — Machine Gun PreacherMusic & Lyrics by: Chris Cornell"Lay Your Head Down” — Albert NobbsMusic by: Brian ByrneLyrics by: Glenn Close“The Living Proof” — The HelpMusic by: Mary J. Blige, Thomas Newman, Harvey Mason Jr.Lyrics by: Mary J. Blige, Harvey Mason Jr., Damon ThomasBest Original Score – Motion PictureLudovic Bource, The Artist Abel Korzeniowski, W.E.Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, The Girl With the Dragon TattooHoward Shore, HugoJohn Williams, War HorseBest Performance By An Actor In A Supporting Role In A Motion Picture Christopher Plummer, Beginners Kenneth Branagh, My Week With MarilynAlbert Brooks, DriveJonah Hill, MoneyballViggo Mortensen, A Dangerous Method TELEVISIONmodern-family-tv-show-poster-01Best Television Series – Comedy Or MusicalModern Family, ABCEnlightened, HBOEpisodes, ShowtimeGlee, FOXNew Girl, FOXBest Performance By An Actor In A Television Series – Comedy Or MusicalMatt LeBlanc, EpisodesAlec Baldwin, 30 Rock David Duchovny, Californication Johnny Galecki, The Big Bang Theory Thomas Jane, HungBest Performance By An Actress In A Television Series – DramaClaire Danes, HomelandMireille Enos, The KillingJulianna Margulies, The Good WifeMadeleine Stowe, RevengeCallie Thorne, Necessary RoughnessBest Performance By An Actress In A Supporting Role In A Series, Mini-Series, Or Motion Picture Made for Television Jessica Lange, American Horror Story Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk EmpireMaggie Smith, Downton AbbeySofia Vergara, Modern Family Evan Rachel Wood, Mildred Pierce Best Performance By An Actor in A Supporting Role in A Series, Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For Television Peter Dinklage, Game of ThronesPaul Giamatti, Too Big to FailGuy Pearce, Mildred Pierce Tim Robbins, Cinema VeriteEric Stonestreet, Modern Family Best Performance By An Actor In A Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For TelevisionIdris Elba, LutherHugh Bonneville, Downton Abbey William Hurt, To Big to FailBill Nighy, Page EightDominic West, The HourBest Television Series – DramaHomeland, ShowtimeAmerican Horror Story, FXBoardwalk Empire, HBOBoss, STARZGame of Thrones, HBOBest Performance By An Actor In A Television Series – DramaKelsey Grammer, Boss Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk EmpireBryan Cranston, Breaking BadJeremy Irons, The BorgiasDamian Lewis, Homeland Best Performance By An Actress In A Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For TelevisionKate Winslet, Mildred PierceRomola Garai, The HourDiane Lane, Cinema Verite Elizabeth McGovern, Downton AbbeyEmily Watson, Appropriate AdultBest Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made For TelevisionDownton Abbey,  PBS (Masterpiece)Cinema Verite, HBOThe Hour, BBC AmericaMildred Pierce, HBOToo Big to Fail,  HBOBest Performance By An Actress In A Television Series – Comedy Or MusicalLaura Dern, EnlightenedZooey Deschanel, New GirlTina Fey, 30 RockLaura Linney, The Big CAmy Poehler, Parks and Recreation