As crazy as it sounds, there are still those who haven’t seen a single Jason Bourne movie. I know this because I’m one of them, and yet Matt Damon’s character (and I guess, somewhat, Jeremy Renner’s) is so prevalent that he feels like one of my dad’s old friends from college about whom I know very little. In any case, I’m one of those people who need this new featurette that recaps most of the franchise in 90 seconds.

It’s definitely like all those other “Everything You Need to Know” in X amount of seconds videos, but this one is at least narrated by Damon. Though brief, the video affords him enough time to throw in some comical bits, like, “I beat up an assassin with a pen [in Paris]. He jumps out the window. That’s on him. You all saw it.”

To tell you the truth, I’m still not quite sure I followed along with all the names, places, and things that went down, but it’s fun nonetheless. The only thing it leaves out is all the events that happened in The Bourne Legacy, because that doesn’t matter — or it doesn’t in the case of Jason’s story.