The first clip has been released for Lars Von Trier’s upcoming two-part drama, Nymphomaniac.  Charlotte Gainsbourg stars as Joe, a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac who recounts her life story to Seligman (Stellan Skarsgard), an old, charming bachelor who finds Jo beaten up in an alley.  Joe then recounts to him the story of her erotic life, from birth to the age of fifty.  Nymphomanaic will be broken up into eight chapters spread across two films.  This clip is from Chapter One, "The Compleat Angler", and has young Joe (Stacy Martin) and her friend "B" (Sophie Kennedy Clark) preparing to have sex a couple boys in exchange for chocolate.  I hope at the very least it's good chocolate and not something horrible like Milk Duds.  Milk Duds aren't even worth a handjob.

Hit the jump to check out the clip.  The film also stars Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Connie Nielsen, Christian Slater, Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Jean-Marc Barr, and Udo Kier.  Nymphomaniac will be released Christmas Day in Denmark.  Magnolia will distribute the movie in the U.S., but we don’t know if they’ll be distributing both the hardcore and the softcore versions.