It looks like Piranha 3D's fake Oscar campaign has worked. Ving Rhames has won/will win the Acadamy Award for Best Actor in 2011 for his work in Alexandre Aja's 3D horror-fest. While this Funny or Die video exists in a wonderful alternate universe, I would like to imagine the day when Ving Rhames will give what looks to be one of the all-time great award acceptance speeches. And no, I don't know why he's holding a tux throughout the speech.
Hit the jump to check out the video. Piranha 3D is now in theaters.
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