I know all the "Twilight" fangirls have "Robert Pattinson" set down in their Google Alerts.  One of these days, traffic is going to be really slow and for shits and giggles I'm going to write a story called "Robert Pattinson" and the headline will be "Robert Pattinson" and the text of the story will simply have the words "Robert Pattinson" and then I'll show a picture of Robert Davi.  This will amuse me.

But today I can report really news related to Pattinson.  According to Variety, Emile de Ravin, Pierce Brosnan, and Chris Cooper will co-star with Pattinson in Allen Coulter's "Remember Me".  I was planning to use this title for my documentary on the desperation of reality TV stars, but Coulter wishes to tell the story of a man (Pattinson) whose brother's suicide has split up his parents (Brosnan and possibly Lena Olin) and left him sleepwalking through life. De Ravin will play a young woman who, after watching her mother get killed before her eyes, seizes life to its fullest.  Chris Cooper is in talks to play her father.  I don't understand why more actors wouldn't want to be involved in this laugh riot.  I always say that if audiences don't leave wanting to ask their doctor about anti-depressants, then your film has failed.