Some Michael Bay Crew Members REALLY Dislike Megan Fox!

     September 13, 2009

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This is a good one.  While out promoting her new movie, “Jennifer’s Body”, Megan Fox let some unflattering comments about Michael Bay escape her perfectly-penciled lips. It was something about the “Transformers” director being “like Hitler” to work for.  How silly, right?  She was obviously kidding because – everyone knows – Obama is way more like Hitler than some random movie guy!  Not everyone found the funny in Fox’s comments, however.   Three “Loyal Transformers Crew” members channeled their rage into over 1,000 venomous words posted Friday night on Bay’s website.  They start by calling her “dumb-as-a-rock” and, trust me, it only goes downhill from there.  Get your bitch-on after the jump.

In responding to Fox’s comments in the new issue of Wonderland magazine, the three crew members in question asked to remain anonymous because to reveal their names “could lead to being banished from future Paramount work.”  And as if to confirm this, the link to their “Open Letter” has now been pulled from Bay’s official site.  Luckily for us, the edit came too late to prevent the letter from becoming memorialized on other sites.

megan_fox_01.jpgBut enough build-up.  Enjoy the following excerpts:

“Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy. Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses’ life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers…She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional. We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies.”

Ouch.  But then they go on…

“Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set…so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set? When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option.”

And on…

“And who is the real Megan Fox?  Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It’s sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they’re really looking up to.  But ‘fame’ is fleeting… Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!”

For the full fury of Bay’s “Loyal Crew,” head over to Deadline Hollywood Daily where all 1,106 insult-laden words are on display.


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